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    Default The ZapScale Chronicles

    *The writing on the page seems BURNED in as if by fire or maybe something hotter and more precise* (Note just because Ampera SPEAKS funny with a Sslik-like accent on S's does not mean it WRITES that way)

    Ok, these journal things are all the rage and even This One's Elder says they keep fond memories alive when you are old. Weeell This One is going to get VERY OLD seems how Ampera is Gifted so it is good time to start with keeping Journals like the Queen of the Sslik does.

    Ssurge cannot write on the account that Ssurge can not see things very well so it is up to AMPERA to write journal! So This One writes with lightning just the way This One does everything!

    So Zapscales go to big Dragon City where they are nice to two-legs. This One and This One's mate bow before great Dragon God and ask what can be doing to please the Gods! God is thinking about this for a fair bit while Ampera and Ssurge are waiting as impatiently as can be and then Dragon God finds answer!

    Dragon God tells Zapscales to go kill big trees who are very angry and smooshing little Gods on the Road to Nice Dragon City. Zapscales cheer for joy and run down road to go ZAP things until Dragon God is happy!



    When Zapscales arrive there are many big nasty Trees who try to smoosh! So Zapscales ZAP them and burn them and crush them and beat them and smack them and freeze them and did Ampera write ZAP them? Oh wait yes, Ampera did write ZAP them. It is right there a line or so back. Should Ampera write that in the journal? Well whatever what was This One writing again? Oh RIIIIGHT so the Zapscales were ZAPPING TREES but not normal ones these were nasty mean Hatchie Smoosh Trees.


    Zapscales even run into BIG NASTY SUPER Hatchie Smoosher called Rumbleknot! Rumbleknot is very strong and smashes VERY HARD but Ampera and Ssurge both ice legs and make so no can reach for Smashing while Zapscales are busy healing and ZAPPING. So big Hatchie Smoosh Supreme falls down and goes BOOM!


    Also there is much Hatchie Smoosh Trees ganging up on Zapscales and smacking Ampera in the head! OWE! That really hurts! ________ _______ __ ... Um What was Ampera writing? Oh right This One can just read up there! Ok so yeah those Smacks to Head really HURT! Oh and they make Ampera forget things sometimes too!
    So when these Trees smack Ampera a lot while Zapscales are casting many magic bombs on them they are totally destroying selves because touching Ampera is duuuuuumb! Touch Ampera when not want and ZAAAAAP!!! This One means BIG TIME OUCHIE!







    End of day Zapscales go back to Dragon God and show all the nice Hatchie Smoosher Tree bits that Zapscales got and Dragon God is VERY pleased and tells Zapscales stories about the poor Hatchies and those Trees and gives Silver and Copper Coins to Zapscales because obviously Dragon God knows that these in Ampera's hands are deadly weapons!


    So__ Right__ Um__ Is that all This One writes here? This One guessing that is good for now? Yeah going to stop burning papyrus sheets now before Saris woman gets mad at Ampera for taking them!
    "Nothing Is Never Not... everything is never."-Vacuus, Lord of Nothing

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    Default Spider Pops!

    Yes! Spider Pops today! Zapscales needed to work on magic and fighting training. Kept wondering where to do this and what to train on. So Zapscales ask people what they are wanting! Short Softskin... What they call? Awdz is one of those! Um___ Not Darfs___ Oh wait no those are Durfs! No wait that is wrong too those are Dworfs! That is right! This One is pretty sure it is Dworfs! Anyway, they are not those though they are something else. They are___.__._ NOMS! Yes! No that is not spelled right. Not Noms but that is what Dragons seem to call them. Nomes? No ems? Heeey! Know Ems! THAT IS IT! Because One should know em because they are funny and awesome and they know all sorts of things!

    So right Zapscales ask the Know Em's town Elder person and Elder says that Zapscales could go blast Nickle Golems for Know Em! So off to Ogendull goes the Zapscales! Is that right? No it is Ogenhell___ No that is wrong Ogendell! Yes that is the right way!

    So Zapscales get to Ogendull--_@DELL and before finding the Nickle People there are these CRAWLERS! Crawlers everywhere! Accursed CRAWLERS! They are BANE of existence! They are terror of Sslik everywhere! It is every Hunter's SWORN DUTY to BLAST, CRUSH, KILL, AND DESTROY them! So of course Zapscales being great Hunters of Sslanis did just that! But Zapscales did more Zapping, Burning, and Blasting with some definite CRUSHING involved too!

    Ampera does not feel bad that they are baby crawlers because crawlers are EVIL AND DISGUSTING! They offend Dragon Gods and should be blowed up at every chance! Definitely! All the time! Nothing is more important! Absolutely anything is less important than blasting icky Crawlers!

    So Zapscales spend many many many hours many many and maybe even a whole lot of time and a serious amount of minutes and a truly psychotic number of seconds destroying AAAALLL the Baby Incarnations of Pure Evil that could be found on the land there... It maybe took Zaspscales an hour or two. When all done there were a whole bunch of popped Crawlers! They are like popped corn but ickier so Zapscales munched on those on the way to the Nickle People.

    Did not take too long to find the Nickle People and Zapscales totally ran all over the tracks blasting them and magnetizing their fists to their faces and other fun things like that. Ampera magnetized one of them to the butt of the other one and this seemed like a GOOD idea and funny until then This One realizes that no longer can you sneak up on them because they have eyes on their backside! That was scary and hard to kill!

    Eventually though the Nickle People all got turned into ruble and we went back to New Rachet Ville and showed the Know Em Elder there the Nickle People Parts and the Elder was much pleased and so gave Ampera more deadly Coins which Ampera would go use to shoot at more Incarnations of Pure Vileness and kill them!








    "Nothing Is Never Not... everything is never."-Vacuus, Lord of Nothing

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