...but I'm an idiot and applied a subscription to the wrong account!! Then wondered why none of my characters were showing up. Probably shouldn't try to do important things while ill and on high doses of painkillers!
Anyways, when I do eventually get back in-game, I'm Kel, a crafting-obsessed elf over on Chaos I used to play years ago but keep taking breaks and coming back, and taking breaks, and coming back, and you get the idea...