On December 25, on Order shard, I was inspired to sing a few carols...
<To the tune of Jingle Bells>
Dashing through the blight
Running from the foe
Hit with something bright
Down once more we go!
Re-call-ing, re-call-ing, re-call-ing to town
Oh what fun it is to port and run back out again!
Re-call-ing, re-call-ing, re-call-ing to town
Oh what fun it is to port and run back out again!
<To the tune of Silent Night, after taking down a nasty>
Silent Blight, lovely sight,
Down he went, end of fight
Loot his body and recall to town
Brag about how we took him down
Gifted vanquished the foe!
Gifted vanquished the foe
<To the tune of All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth>
All i want for kindle is two cups of klava, cups of klava, cups of klava!
All i want for kindle is two cups of klava, so i can wake up extra happy!
<To the tune of Deck the Halls, for Dralnok's Doom; this one I did not finish while online so some of the lines are added for here>
Trek the halls with bows and arrows,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Tis the season to kill nasties,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Don we now our battle armor,
Fight fight fight fight fight fight and kill monsters!
Trolling for the myloc gatherer,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
See the blazing fool before us,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Strike the heart and pile the corpses,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Follow me in merry measure,
Fight fight fight, fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
While we loot a ton of treasure,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Fast away the myloc passes,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Hail the new one on our asses,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Swing our weapons, all together,
Fight fight fight, fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
Heedless of tickling chicken feather,
Fight fight fight fight fight, and kill monsters!
So, does anyone have any other carols to share?