Dragons have fat bottoms!
Gna gna gna gna gna gna!! Hee hee!!![:P]
*runs away and hides*
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Dragons have fat bottoms!
Gna gna gna gna gna gna!! Hee hee!!![:P]
*runs away and hides*
*drops piano on snickel*
MISSED!!! hee hee [:P]Quote:
Originally Posted by Amerelium
*notices that snickel is a gnome...*
*get a little uneasy....*Quote:
Originally Posted by Amerelium
/gets his tub a chocolate ready for gnome dipping.
Mmmm gnome goes straight to the hide :D
Even if you should have the incredible luck to catch this gnome.....
your bottom still looks fat!!!
Gna gna gna hee hee!
takes out a Alienware computer from his hoard, with dual harddrives to get the gnomes attention. [:P]
NOOOOOOOOOOO not alien ware stay away stay away!!!!!!
after getting to lemons from them and and losing lost of money from them cause they didt give all my money back im never getting near another lemon ware system again
*laughs* A gnome is calling Dragons fat.....
Enough said...
hehe[A]Quote:
Originally Posted by Poony666
takes snickel in her jaws and says take that back or you will pay with your life you may be gifted but i will hunt you down and kill you as meny times as i have to . do you take it back squizez harder on the gnomes body in her jaws. [:@]
*remembers what Snickel means in dutch*
No need kicking him when hes down folks[;)]
*looks about guiltily while trying to hide rear end*
Hey, I'm workin' on it.
I'm on a diet ... only eating 10 gnomes per day instead of 15.
*breathless* Ha!!! You try to silence me because you know its true!! TRUE!!! Dragons have fat bottoms![:P]Quote:
Originally Posted by venom-dragon7799
*outch*
I wonder.... nahhhh don't tell me....[:$]Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobal
whats it mean? in dutch?
Yes, what's it mean? TELL ME!!
And, yes. To a biped, a dragon would indeed seem to have a fat bottom. But other dragons who are approximately in the same size range will be able to distinguish those who set their girth meters all the way up at character creationfrom those who put them all the way down. In fact, if you stare at a dragon's bottom long enough, you too, little biped, may see that some are actually rather slim as their skeletal structure will allow. But do be careful while staring at dragon bottoms; some are sensitive to onlookers, and I've even heard of one dragon who hypnotized herself whilst looking at her own.
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Originally Posted by Cobal
LOOOOL, better not tell em that Cobal[;)]
i believe certain people wont like the meaning of it[:P]
Well why shouldnt Cobal tell us about the meaning of Snickel. [H]
Might be kinda interesting to know especially for the person who uses the name... LOL [:P]
weellllll, Someone took snickel between her jaws, so I really think I better not say what it means lest she finds out what it is she took in her jaws.
Now will you stop it??? There is no dutch word 'snickel' -- no wonder, 'snickel' is a traditional gnomish female name and the dutch are somewhat short on female gnomes, I heard...
However, there seems to be a dutch word that sounds somewhat like 'snickel', but is spelled different. I suggest that you keep your dirty minds in check, dragons and non-dragons alike! [:P]
I looked up "snickel" in altavista.com's translator dutch-->english and it didn't find anything...
Well the gnome is right, it is spelled slightly different.
but using ck instead of kk is just a posh way of writing it.
Its still the same word.
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Originally Posted by Cobal
Yeah, sure -- much like 'but' is just a posh way of writing 'butt'.... In gnomish 'snickel' means 'little crafty one' -- but the concept of different languages that use similar sounding words is obviously too much for a thick-skulled scaly sulphury-smelling fat-bottomed creature...
[8o|]
Im not fat thank you very much.Quote:
fat-bottomed creature...
Im just big boned, thats all.
you know -- in a way, you are kind of cute [;)]Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobal
so on the meaning of the word.... will you tell them or shal i cobal?[:D]
I already told it -- the meaning of 'snickel' is 'little crafty one', who cares if the dutch have a similar sounding word with different spelling?Quote:
Originally Posted by cloud
Oh yeah, you do, I forgot. [:(]
By the way, 'cloud' sounds somewhat uncomplimentary. In german.
lol if you dont caer what names mean in different languages, why did you bring up his = PQuote:
Originally Posted by snickel
well u explain to me whats wr9ong with cloud and i explain whats wrong with snickel:P
*spits snickel out of her mouth*
Why are you looking at a dragon's bottom for? I wouldnt look at it too long a dragon might decide to sit on you.
Dragons are extremely majestic creatures that should be respected. I find alot of them are very cute, especially when their hatchlings. There coloration arespectular. They have great wing spawns that sour high in the sky.
Saying they have fat bottoms disrepectful to these amazing beautiful creatures.
Nothing is wrong with snickel -- that's what I try to explain. For a name's meaning depends on the language it comes from -- not any other language. And since 'cloud' is not German and 'snickel' is not dutch, nothing is wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by cloud
Because this was the only way I could think of to explain to him that the meaning of a name depends on its original langue. He was obviously not paying attention to this so I tried to get his attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poony666
Well, the first time I noticed a dragon's bottom was when one of them prepared to take flight and I was standing behind him. And believe me, that did look very funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pero Salmon
Yes, dragons are amazing creatures, very impressive to look at. But so are the saris with their fur or the sslik with their colours and amazing headdresses. To my eyes, however, nothing is as amazing and awe-inspiring as a couple of gnomes working on a steam-spewing machine with many movable wheels and pistons...
Dont forget that some of these dragons make a sport of threatening to eat gnomes! So I think it is only fair that they for once are on the receiving end of an insult. Besides, its the truth: Their bottoms unmistakebly look fat....[:P]
*picks snickel up with one of her claws to eye levl* jsut dont go around saying that k?its just disrespectfull i have to agree jsut trust me when i say this dont say it because pvp is coming out soonand im sure if you say that a few draogns will hunt you down.
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Poony666
PVP? Not really!? No, I don't believe that. Wishful thinking, thats what it is...Quote:
Originally Posted by venom-dragon7799
And as for respect -- how do you call it if someone threatens to hoard or eat you every now and then, he?? Some dragons have acted like that toward gnomes! And mind you that was well before I made the remark that got them huffing and puffing...
If you want to be treated with respect, give some respect. And -- for the Gods of Istaria's sake -- develop some humor! Even a lunus can do it...[:P]
Hey, get in there. Stop Squirming![:P]
*busily stuffs Snickel's squirming body down throat with front claws*
GULP!
Ah! much better. Gotta love that nice gnome flavor. Oops, gotta spit out the shell. PTOOOIE!!
*spits out a small pile of armor and weapons then pats belly contentedly*
I for one gave up on eating Gnomes (or any bi-peds) when I was a mere hatchling as a wise Ancient dragon told me they were fattening.
I wouldn't be inclined to hoard a Gnome either, since I find Dwarves are less inclined to making items of a whimsical/fanciful nature and therefore of greater value to the hoard. However, I have yet to find a cooperative Dwarf to hoard.
Snickel or Snikkel either one does not seem to translate to English [^o)]. Neither of which is a pleasant language to speak in either case. The Old Tongue being much more elegant and suited to Draconic speech.
It all reminds me of a time when before the great Battle of Tazoon, when I was engaged in a debate with several gnomes and dwarves on the relative merits of salt rock and why it seemed to pop up everywhere, regardless of what you may have been gathers, and......(trails off into pointless long winded story).....
Weapons? I carry no weapons! Oh which poor fellow gnome have you murdered now, you big scaly flying digestive system? [:O]Quote:
Originally Posted by Fireclaw
*burp*
HEAR ME HEAR ME
DEAR KINS PLS BE SMART DONT LET A GNOME PUSH YOUR BUTTONS OF REACTION
besmart and hunt for his family for dinner or dont react to this
preposterous behavior
ignore him
act dragonish not gnomish we wont lower our standards or ourselfs
lets us be proud dragons and act like this
you dragon kin stand over a wa corpse and breath a bit air over the right claw and ask : snickel who in the ninth ring of cottmers hell is this ???? asnob maybe ? ......
greetings dunkel and family
p.s. dont lower our kin down to snickels level
It ith not jutht my rear, all of me ith unfortunately large now that I am thtuck in thith thcaly form. From comparithonth ath clothe ath I dare -- Dragonth have a lot of teeth, you know! -- it theemth I am relatively thlender.
And my name meanth Merry Woman of the Thtarth. Not that I have much to feel merry about. I mith my clotheth and thtaff and long teal hair *sniffles* .. I want to be an Elf again ... *awkwardly walks off, tears welling up, tail dragging*
-Myrthwynn Elendion, Crai Aisling
26/25/62K
Poor Levity, [*-)]
whatever happened to you? An elf turned into a dragon? I never heard of such a thing -- to change a person into another race is very cruel. But take heart -- what I said about the bottoms (I'll admit it now) was largely said to get the dragons' ire up -- I wanted to needle the pompous ones, not the friendly ones with humour. Dragons are not really fat.
A dragon certainly doesn't look like an elf, but a dragon can look pretty as well as handsome, depending on the colouring and stance. So keep up your head -- scales are not ugly -- if you look closely at a butterfly wing you will see that it is also covered with tiny little scales... Scales can be shimmery, brilliant, like jewelry, actually.
And instead of walking -- get a feel for your immense power and fly! And get strong, very strong so you can take revenge on whoever took your elven heritage away from you. I foresee that you will get help from dragons as well as elves and other friends when the time comes to get even!
I'll help, too, if I can.
Now, hon, don't you "poor Levity" me, I think you meant that for that silly Myrthwynn. *chuckles* Can you believe it, she's gotten another Dragon to contract me to make a *giggles* bed for her! An actual four poster with mattress and sheets so she can pretend she's an Elf again. Seeing as how the last one she lay down on was too small and collapsed to boot.
She's pretty enough, I'll give you that, with all her lacy dark and light green coloring, but she has got to figure out that she's not gonna be an Elf again, if she ever was and isn't just the victim of being dropped while in the shell. If you find a way to come over to Order and plant a little gnomish foot in her patooty to get her to accept her scales, more power to you.
She won't listen to me, just makes snippy remarks about my, ah friendliness with fellows, and how she will never be untrue to her beloved lost Koav, oh no, not her.
So .. any weavers want to make a humongous hatchling sized mattress and sheets? I can build the rest of it. Then she can deal with having to be grateful to me *smiles*.
-Levity Merrel, Crai Aisling, Sans AoP by Aiya's Pad
92 Blacksmith/63 Fitter/45 Mason/45 Carpenter/77 Reaver
Ahhh so its 'poor Myrthwynn',
can't help but to feel sorry for the poor troubled soul. Even though a four poster for a dragon has a slightly ridiculous side to it.[;)]
Can sympathize with her nostalgic longing for the past lost -- would be very put out if I found myself as for example a half-giant all of a sudden. Would then maybe overlook nice flax plants to gather (which I don't overlook now for they are bigger than I am).
You say she is still a hatchling? Well -- maybe this is all just a case of youthful romanticism (do dragons have to suffer puberty?) and she'll grow out of it... Young ones often want to be special and insist on being misunderstood.
To keep her occupied, she could help biped builders by providing orbs (for trees and shrubbery -- elves are supposed to like that sort of thing).
Cheer up Myrthwynn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levity
Being a dragon aint all bad. *ears perk up brightly* Now you can eat gnomes!!! Here, why don't you try one. I think I have an extra.
*holds out a screaming struggling gnome in one foreclaw to Myrthwynn*
Just take a nice big bite. Tastes great when you bite the head off!
*screams in horror and flees, legs scrambling every which way, sobbing* Poor Keen! Poor me! I'm nextht, I jutht know it, I hate thith plathe, help help help help!
-Myrthwynn Elendion, Elven Heart in Scaled Form, can barely cope with cravingcooked meat
26/25/62K