The fitter's song

(an ode to maximum efficiency)

I make two joints in the morning
I make two joints at night
I make two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel allright

I make two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I make two joints before I make two joints
and then I make two more.

Oh my daddy he once told me, Son you be hard working man
My momma she once told me, son you do the best you can
But then one day I met a man who came to me and says
Hard work good and hard work fine, but my friend there needs a rez.

So now I make two joints when I log in. AFK I make two joints
I make two joints when I level, and for every 10,000 points
(I make two joints)
I make two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I make two joints before I make two joints
and then I make two more.

lol I love this song [:)]

you got that from WoW :P
its one of the male troll's jokes
the right way is..

I kill 2 dwarves in the morning
I kill 2 dwarves at night
I kill 2 dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright

I kill 2 dwarves in time of peace
and do in time of war
I kill 2 dwarves before I kill 2 dwarves
and then I kill 2 more


and yes, i must spoil the fun >;P

It is from an actual song...but instead of making the joints, the singer is smoking them. :)

Here's a windows media player clip hosted by amazon for anyone that needs a reminder of the tune. The link takes you to the album page with the 'smoke two joints' sample clip link on it, but you can just paste the URL directly to a browser window if you want to hear it directly.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/cl...149330-9510225