Limerick Time!

[FleshRoast]

The new contest is limericks. I really enjoyed seeing the other songs players created, so I thought we might do the same with these.



The once was a dragon from Nantucket
who could not equip a bucket
rather than ask a biped
for water instead
it just told Akhanis to shove it

I'm hoping that I get extra points for using the word "Nantucket" in a limerick, yet not invoke the profanity filter....[:P]

[imported_peladon]

Now one has spoken, it is meet that I speak. For mine avatar be idiot and twice idiot where the spilling of words be set... <G>


Did ye hear of the Cat name of Hel
That did dance with a young Dryad gel?
When the dance it was done
Dryad tree there was none
But the cat-kin grew terribly well!


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing ever, save the Five do Feast

[imported_peladon]

In theland of the Blight and the green
Therewalk the adventurer queens
There's Sonea and Mystif
And Carinde, lady chief
And theKwinn wears askilt in it's dreams...


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing, ever, save the Five do Feast

[imported_peladon]

In the land of thegreen and the Blight
Walk the Gifted andthey love to fight
But the Rawdge is a breed
With a different need
And helikes to sit knitting all night!


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing ever, save the Five do Feast

[imported_peladon]

Sephiranoth, adrake that was least
Spoke in Market " The Five make no Feast"
A Gnome-fectioner near
Said " Sephie, never fear,
They willrise to thy need, just add yeast!"


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing ever, save the Five do Feast

[LaughingOtter]

OK, Baela, you asked for it...

A wicked ol? dragon named Blue Had a powerful craving for stew Swiped a cookbook from Fillet Used a shield for a skillet And leveled Dragon Confectioner too!

[Blue Hasia]

OK, Baela, you asked for it...

A wicked ol? dragon named Blue Had a powerful craving for stew Swiped a cookbook from Fillet Used a shield for a skillet And leveled Dragon Confectioner too!

Wicked[:O], it just be my nature to steal from bipeds [;)]

[FleshRoast]

hahaha Good ones people!



Gnomeish Will was an Alchemist
Gnomeish Will is no more
What he thought was H 2 O. (water)
was H 2 S O 4 (Sulfuric Acid)

[imported_peladon]

Ah, it is hard to bear an avatar som ttrying as mine... <G>



A little tongue stumbling be needed ( and plaid spoke play-ed, not plad! <G>), but for thine amusement


Mighty Kwinn went to Blight for a raid
And the Foe they were mighty afraid
For the armour he wore
Made them terrible sore
He had dyed it in puce and in plaid!


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing ever, save the Five do Feast

[Jayne]

Heres one:

There once was a pair from east blight
whom like to go bump in the night
but the event shifted
and then came the gifted
So now they?ve run off in a fright

Jayne :)

[Carinde]

*laughs* Here's one just for you Jayne. Aww...

There once was a lady named Jayne Who's known for bringingthe pain Inthe blight she would play Through the night until day If you cross her, you're sure to be slain

[LaughingOtter]

A little current-events humor...

The Arena calls the Gifted to fight Against each other instead of the Blight Provoked by the news A great melee ensues As confectioners rush to the site!

[Jayne]

Very nice Carinde!

I have one for the arena to Klaus but some would be offended probably.

[LaughingOtter]

PM it to me. [;)] Does it use the word "Nantucket"?

[Sonea]

There once was a tinker in Tazoon
Who invented a hot air balloon
A dragon flew BY
And flame filled the SKY
Both tinker and balloon met their doom

Sonea was lost in the Blight
Found herself in a terrible plight
Couldn?t see in the Gloom
Feared she had met her Doom
Smiled and turned the night to daylight

An abandoned house in the yew
Sonea was out past curfew
Met an elf who was fair
Sounds of love filled the air
Now Sonea is a mother of two

[Jayne]

Ok check your PM's Klaus :)

Jayne

[LaughingOtter]

A hatchie so small cute and fair
Asked veterans if hoard they could spare
She made so much gold
From theloot she resold
She paid cash for a full finished lair!

[Dhalin]

An abandoned house in the yew
Sonea was out past curfew
Met an elf who was fair
Sounds of love filled the air
Now Sonea is a mother of two

LOLOLOL

PRICELESS.

--Dhalin

[FleshRoast]

Sheesh! Why are these contests so hard??[:P]

Ok, we start telling stories with limericks.....

In high spirits and feeling quite well
I went to speak to Jartell
He spoke with much pride
Then to me did confide
"These raids to the south must be quelled!"

So south I flew looking for Burris
And found him all full of worries
In addition to killing
The raiders were building
Something that rained down blighted flurries

The scout tasked me to find out from the Kwellans
What they were building, it wasn?t a dwelling
Then I saw Daknor
A nasty eye-sore
And apparently the head honcho villain

My feet to him quickly did patter
I was eager to start a palaver
Daknor didn?t wait
From my animated state
To reduce me to naught but cadaver.

[FleshRoast]

PM it to me. [img]/Web//emoticons/emotion-5.gif[/img] Does it use the word "Nantucket"?

Nothing wrong with using "Nantucket." Check the first Limerick....:P