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    Akelan
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    Default You might be a Dragon .....

    If your "hot wings" still have the dryad attached, you might be a dragon...

    If you think of Gnomes in two classes - regular, and extra crispy, you might be a dragon...

    If someone says "Lawn Gnome" and you think "Salad???" , you might be a dragon.

    If New Rachival looks like the Tazoon "lunch cart", you might be a dragon.

    Akelan

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    Rilramar
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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    ...if you tend to fall asleep on warm rocks or patches of sunlight for a long time ( could also be a cat though)
    ....if you find you collect an excess of any item and get upset if anyone tells you you should get rid of those useless bits
    ...if you close your eyes ( or not) and can just almost feel the wind across your scales (fur, hide, etc) and that slight lift of your wings

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    Soulfyre
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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    ..ifyou hear the word "Skittles" you get the urge to munch on a bag of dryads.. mmm.. Taste the Rainbow.

    ..ifyou see an enormous spider the size of an elephant and walk away with a full belly and eight new toothpicks.

    ..if you buy all your dwarven friends 20 rounds of ale and offer them free room and board in your lair for a day or two to marinate.. err.. recover I mean.

    *Sees his Helian mate Ril.. eeps and scurries off*




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    Dracko
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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    If the spots in your neighbours garden no longer have there beloved garden Gnomes.

    If the gnomes left in your neighbours garden are missing limbs.

    If your idea of fast food, is chasing a gnome around Istaria.


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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    if when you hear of the words deep fryed you have an urge to eat dwarves...
    if the only gnomes around you withen a 100Km radious are plaster...
    if youwere the real reason why the gnomes lost rachvival(or in other words you ate soo many that no one was left to guard them)...
    Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketsup
    Ssafire-lvl 100 Cleric, 100 Bloodmage, 100 Mage, 100 Druid, 90 Monk, Saris
    Safiretalon-lvl 66 dragon adventurer, lvl 32 dragon crafter, lvl 14 dragon lairshaper.
    Guild: Dark Defenders
    Horizons player since: December 21st 2003

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    Chronozon
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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    [img]/Web/Themes/default/images/spacer.gif[/img] [img]/Web/Themes/default/images/spacer.gif[/img] if someone harasses you and you have urge to fry them, you might be a dragon...
    if you feel like blowing someone away with your arms, you might be a dragon...
    if you play as a dragon and think you were a dragon in your past life, you might be a dragon...
    if a home-cooked meal reminds you of shoving a dwarf in the oven, you might be a dragon...
    if your idea of salty fries is shaking dryads over some dwarf fingers, you might be a dragon...
    if when you squash a bug reminds you of stepping on a dryad, you might be a dragon...
    if you find that your garden gnomes are missing and you somehow feel your stomache is rocky and heavy, you might be a dragon...

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    if you feel like you might be a dragon, then you might be a dragon...[:D]

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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    You might be a dragon if you love mind games and Riddles.

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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    You might be a dragon if you all of a sudden start craving for agnome barbecue.

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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    ...if u tend to drop pianoes on annoying people from above....

  10. #10

    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    ...if you have an unnatural level of patience for epic quests to be implemented

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    Default Re: You might be a Dragon .....

    hear hear, khoal...

    if you feel older than what your birth certificate says...


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