If your "hot wings" still have the dryad attached, you might be a dragon...
If you think of Gnomes in two classes - regular, and extra crispy, you might be a dragon...
If someone says "Lawn Gnome" and you think "Salad???" , you might be a dragon.
If New Rachival looks like the Tazoon "lunch cart", you might be a dragon.
Akelan