Kind of like the other popular thread started by AWDZ about filling out the letters of 11 = R in I type of fun... this one is taking NPCs and adding humorous text to describe who they are without being obvious.
The person that gets the right answer can post the next one.
I will start out with this one:
Me lonely out here on top of big rock. No one visits me. Sometime a few come and hurt me, kill me, but I be back, I must be back, otherwise dragons get mad if I no come back. I hate rain.