Confectioner revamp humor

[Justa Mirage]

So, now that we have to eat meals to remove larger time off of our DP accumulation... let's look at the commercialism of this venue.

Can we have Happy Meals, complete with a toy surprise inside? Maybe a crystal or salt rock... you choose.

Speaking of Salt Rocks, can we make ground packets of salt for customers that just have to disobey the doctor's orders.

New Tavern structure, the "drive / fly" through. Would you like fries with that order? Super size it? You say you're a dragon... that will cost extra for super sizing, and no, I don't come as an appetizer. That will be 200sp please. Cha-Ching!

Sorry, it is NOT free if the delivery is not there in 30 minutes or less. How did I know your order was in a lair on the other side of the Trandalar rift?

Saucers of milk are provided for our Saris customers upon request.

The "All you can eat buffet" does NOT include the service personnel.

[RuneDragoon]

Does the all you can eat buffet include gnomes?

[Arietna]

well, I'd hope so. I'm not going to wait in line only to be told I can't be served.

oh you mean??

*um*

*runs away*

[LOVWYRM]

what does it mean: "There are no hoard- burger" ?
*dragonbreath*

[Takora Drakan]

I ordered Gnome McNuggets not Dwarven!

[Tcei]

*grumbles* I ORDERED MY GNOMES STILL LIVING!!!!!

[Shian]

Hey! I wanted the crystal! You gave me a salt rock! *demands refund while eating*

[awdz]

I ordered Gnome McNuggets not Dwarven!

ooh sorry, i'll whip up the special gnome sauce in a jiffy... as you know, i don't follow a recipe, so it'll be as reliable as any gnomish invention ;-)

[TelShyia]

*hey, I chipped a Fang on this 'diamond'....where's the Istarian Law Office?

[Justa Mirage]

Yea... lawsuits... forgot about that category

"So, the department of health says you have been passing blighted meat."

"Serve them Sslick, tastes just like chicken and they'll never know"