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    Quote Originally Posted by Favoran View Post
    to worsen due
    to bad fermentation.
    you can't cast a play in hell and expect angels as actors
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    Quote Originally Posted by velveeta View Post
    to bad fermentation.
    Considering that the

    Here's the entire story to date:
    If only he would have casted a neat spell instead of BOOM! this mess could have been cleaned with a mop on the ceiling the spot moved and started to sing a ditty 'Ooh Sole Ameeeooo' The noise attracted many bone marrows looking for lunch and the monsters heard Awdz' singing then looking around discovered that they needed something to and they decided to eat the poor dragon that was covered in thick chocolate coating. Then they did something no-one expected they started to polish viridian azulyte that they found on top of a dragons cave where an Ancient was there sleeping despite the gnome cleaning out the orgy remains clogging the aughundell gate.

    Then they went to visit Semeneth who was teaching them something very trivial but fun. Semeneth teached them to laugh at how high gnomes seemed to get when you slap chocolate down their face. They seem to get very excited and bouncy casting "boom" again, but soon they turned to make a triple-axel! They learned it can hurt to land on walls when launched from big, huge, powerful, ballista made of yew and thornwood. They thought that it wouldn't be difficult at all to get the flying cargo disks dancing on down near the place where the dragon ate apricot pies which was made of apricot oastics, which are found playing outside Genevia.

    Each time they run into the lair they found, totally unexpectedly, several huge green and pink Istarian fungi sprouting from the ceiling. They began to rapidly shrivel up and mutate horribly into a really dangerous blighted plant that ate any living creature - dragon or biped. The calling of cleaning the dark stains off the walls (where hatchlings smeared soot) is difficult due to the long delayed buff time.

    Sooner or later someone would have found out who tossed celebration cake right to Amon. Poor Amon, who was eating pie though Istaria still needed a reboot was completely startled when suddenly a celebration cake, tossed into Velea, who was standing next to Reyem, that was making salsa.

    All this food drew the notice of the maggots, which quickly overwhelmed Kala's Squirrel Army and slowed their advance towards the great oak forest where the Forgotten cheese queen slumbered while hiding from anti-cheese despot.

    Meanwhile, the other various flying foods tossed around wantonly, splatted against several Squirrel scouts patrolling the nether parts of the Tower of the Sunken elves. They went through the shining trees, past the Acul steel field, and into C'gan's Anti-Squirrel Nest in the tannery.

    Meanwhile, back at our Heroes' hideout, the Stars where bright, and the moon shone down, illuminating the warnings posted haphazardly about the area. One really should care when reading these signs. Others would cross words out. Someone had written posts baiting mods, hoping to cause them to respond, making the discussion quite worthy of being awarded the dubious title of mod flaming troll of the month.

    Trying to follow this odd story was giving Semeneth quite a heachache since the historian couldn't read half of the scroll anyways. Also, the author seemed mad - about Mala's pie-snatching from the only decent confectioner to the west of the Center of chocolate nougat mountain. Why would this pie be so tasty, if it contained gnomes? Only gnomes' noses know the secret to the ability of making very much of bumbling pumpkins. Placing importance on making pumpkin pie for all the Fall Festival trick-or-treaters, a significant responsibility, the oldest gnome decided very quickly to mix up a quick batch of chocolate chips! He then grabbed a hatchie's tail which belonged to a freshly hatched Slee near the Travel Gate of Alged. The hatchy wanted the chocolate for blighted edibles but couldn't find the proper recipe. Gnome tartare sounded a bit too dry and bitter.

    Meanwhile SoG tried to stomp over the home of sammy specialpants and lost his shoe. So he tumbled and stubbed his big hoof on a sleeping Lunus, who Gold Raged and casted BOOM willy-nilly about the dryads' favourite mushrooms. Son of Gigaroth decided to nom on new potatoes that a ruxus recently discarded due to unexpected death. Adventurers seeking levels had eaten it despite the biohazard and risk of peculiar side effects from the dreaded evil squirrel's curse which would always take effect during my nap time.

    Meanwhile, back at the camp, the Fafnir Hunt was getting a rocky start, especially when Faffy was joined by a blind trio of mice. Those fighting Fafnir with blighted, sharpened marshmallow roasting sticks, valiantly risked overtoasting their toes. Suddenly, a magical squid squirted black ink all across the area, making it a scribe's paradise. For some reason, the only one not totally confused was scholar trainer saying, 'Flibberty Jibbits!" When done, she attacked and ate chocolate mousse and dumped it over into boston bay! Then Malaquion ate the mousse and found it salty enough to grab attention away from all the melodrama created by those who killed arbutus too often.

    Suddenly, out of nowhere five hatchlings danced themselves silly, resulting in a huge fairy ring appearing in a cloud above New Tris-mess, aka the evil brainwashing trainers' place of Pratt. For the adult dragons scampering merrily about the land, Pratt became tired of caramelized wolf ears, offered locally by your neighborhood watchdog. For some reason, it liked wraiths better than normal ghostly undead saris usually do. Surprisingly, this one had a long magic pencil, which it used to write weird three word stories. An example would be "Once upon a time something happened. done.?

    Due to brevity, we can't end any sentence without doing some drastic and radical editing. To prove this strangly written epic isn't just goofy, some contributors tried torturing some dragons by reading pieces of it aloud.

    So great was the first date that we couldn't even control the libidious outrage occurring elsewhere in Istaria. Even with the power of all the Istarian council the Lunus wouldn't let anyone else solve the crossword. So the council raked leaf piles into raging bonfires at the edge of the Trandalar ice golem skating party. This caused a massive retaliation by the ice itself, cracking apart and creating a giant hole where flame beetles drowned.

    The resulting steam burst upward in a cloud of silver rain. Very rarely, this rain can cause mutated hatchlings to gain several new toes in weird places. This brought on late onset dementia which resulted in early onset demise. However, being gifted they instead became sparkly fluttery butterflies who flew off to eat bananas dipped in chocolate.

    But the dwarves wanted to use their shoes for little sippy cups to drink ale tasting like grotesque, festering aegror sores, and therefore they got really nauseated at wholesome virgins. Rarely, this causes Dryads' feet problems to worsen due to bad fermentation. Considering that the

  3. #383

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    I'll get it..

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    Considering that the
    I'll get it..
    phrase uttered by

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    Quote Originally Posted by awdz View Post
    phrase uttered by
    drunk-as-skunks
    you can't cast a play in hell and expect angels as actors
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    , stumbling and bumbling

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    Quote Originally Posted by awdz View Post
    , stumbling and bumbling
    lackadaisical basket-weavers

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    Quote Originally Posted by pandragon View Post
    lackadaisical basket-weavers
    who never washed
    you can't cast a play in hell and expect angels as actors
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    Quote Originally Posted by velveeta View Post
    who never washed
    their armpits or

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    heard of personal

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    Quote Originally Posted by awdz View Post
    heard of personal
    depilatory devices, stated

    (remember we are talking about the phrase, not the basketweavers.... )
    you can't cast a play in hell and expect angels as actors
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    Quote Originally Posted by velveeta View Post
    depilatory devices, stated

    (remember we are talking about the phrase, not the basketweavers.... )
    in such ways

    [cant believe this hasnt been added to since 2009, come on folks, get it rolling again!]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yarsgo View Post
    in such ways
    that the only

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    Quote Originally Posted by awdz View Post
    that the only
    real hairless being
    you can't cast a play in hell and expect angels as actors
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    Quote Originally Posted by velveeta View Post
    real hairless being
    who plays with


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    Quote Originally Posted by awdz View Post
    who plays with

    (Mind if I join in? :) )

    guitar strings is
    ~Starlenna of Order~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starlenna View Post
    (Mind if I join in? )

    guitar strings is
    not to be

    <of course join in, the more the merrier! >

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    trifled with. However,
    "No matter where you go...there you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yarsgo View Post
    trifled with. However,
    little hatchy dragons

    (this game is hilarious lol!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by flamestar View Post
    little hatchy dragons

    (this game is hilarious lol!)
    who love to

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