Happy Birthday velveeta

[Hoberton]

Happy Birthday velveeta.

[Adwene]

Happy birthday your Majesty.

[awdz]

*grabs her bucket of cooking and whacks cows for milk*
*processes the milk for some cheese*
*adds several stalks of gritty sugarcane, some cracked drippy eggs, and some mint for flavoring*
*blends the ingredients together and puts them in velveeta's oven*
*loads logs under, all around and on top of the oven (spacing is important for even heating)*
*lights the fire, grabs her bucket and scampers out again, oblivious to the bonfire behind her*
*blends together butter, sugar and chocolate into a creamy blend*
*taste tests the blend, consuming about half of the batch in the process, so makes two more batches*
*heads back to velveeta's house to see if the cake is done yet, and casts thunderstorm to put out the inferno*
*uses her salvage awl to poke through the ashes until finding the oven*
*pulls out a blackened lump from the oven and casts ice crystals on it for rapid cooling*
*spreads the creamy mixture over the 'cake' and tops it with elven marzipan and gummy maggots*
*sets a large firework on top, lights it and presents the birthday cheesecake to the cheese queen of blight*

happy birthday velveeta!

*whispers to velveeta* by the way, you should see about getting better construction work for your house, it's not very durable

[cgacfox]

Have a great birthday Velveeta!

[Takora Drakan]

Happy Birthday!

[C`gan]

Here's hoping you have a VERY Happy Birthday, Velveeta!

Oh, and I'll see if I can get some builders from Order shard to help you, ummmmm, remodel.

[Tcei]

Tcei:*pounces* Happy Birfday Velveeta!
Lantua: Why do I always get introuble for that and you dont?
Tcei: :3

[Barrak]

Happy Birthday!!

[Justa Mirage]

Happy Birthday Queenie!

[LOVWYRM]

a very happy birthday, and all the best.

Long live the queen

[Ryin]

Many Happy Returns Velv

Have a great day

Happy Birthday

[Zexoin]

A very happy birthday for the cheese queen

[Favoran]

Yay, happy birthday Vel!

Blight should celebrate.

[aine]

*Curtsies to her Queen*. Happiest of birthdays, my Liege!

[velveeta]

i humbly accept all your kind b-day wishes as my just tribute! i will take them into consideration when reviewing your taxable income!

seriously, tho, thanx guys! when i was young, i thought i was the most important person in the world - i had to be, everyone celebrates my b-day!!!
as i grew up, i was, of course, quickly forced to accept that i am not, in fact, important at all. as much as i have accepted that, the feeling of my own inflated importance has never faded.

so, i hope that explains things for any of you with questions about how i must see myself - and how much i appreciate outside confirmation of my status!!

[LaughingOtter]

Happy birthday, your majesty!

[Veruliyam]

I so designate Anam Cara and Tenskwatawa as my representatives to you in Blight. Warm felicitations.

[Charys Stormchild]

Happy Birthday