wish fulfillment game

[Kumu Honua]

Granted but now people keep hitting you with flyswatters. How rude?

I wish infomercials were outlawed.

[aine]

Granted, but the television time slots they once occupied have now been replaced by televised bowling and golf games.

I wish for more free time.

[C`gan]

Granted, your house is now filled with giveaway watches and clocks.

I wish I could get a pay raise every year of $1 per hour.

[awdz]

granted, but now cost of living goes up twice that due to the economy :-(

i wish i could fly as easily as superman appears to

[LOVWYRM]

granted- but do you really like to spent the rest of your life
in that nice blue outfit?

I wish there was less selfishness all around..

[velveeta]

granted!! now 99% of the human race is selfless!! unfortunately, we now have to spend all our time caring for the remain 1%.........


i wish i had a holodeck.......

[LaughingOtter]

I wish there was less selfishness all around..

Granted. You now live in a world populated by Care Bears, My Little Ponys, and happy, generous people who smile all the time as they join together in joyful worship of a giant purple singing dinosaur.

I wish paparazzi and celebrity gossip reporters were worth points in a national deathsport.

[C`gan]

Velveeta: Granted, but the power hookups do not support electricity.

LaughingOtter: Granted, but they're worth less than parked cars.

I wish there was a Bristugo-Trandalar portal.

[LaughingOtter]

Granted, but Nadia is running the toll booth.


I wish adding monsters to the game were as easy as some people think it is.

[Arietna]

LO: Granted, and now every single player can invent their own singing purple dinosaur variants to populate Istaria (I HATE BARNEY!)

I wish my children would LISTEN to me without me repeating everything three times...

[velveeta]

granted!! now you have to repeat everything 10 times!!

i wish everyone thought like me....

[LaughingOtter]

Granted... Agent Smith.

I wish the BBC production of "The Life & Loves of a She Devil" were available on a Region 1 DVD...

[Takora Drakan]

Granted, but your DVD player exploded and the stores only sell Blu-Ray Players!

I wish I could draw as good as Ashuran!

[Soraii]

Granted! Did you see Ashuran's new sketch!? It almost looks like a dragon!

I wish my computer and connection were fast enough to play horizons extreemly well!

Soraii

[awdz]

granted! but it's vista so you can't log in!

i wish i had a tier VI backpack

[C`gan]

Granted, but you now have all tier 1 classes.

I wish there were no oak treants near Acul.

[Soraii]

Granted! Now they reside IN Acul!

I wish there were MORE rites of passages so dragons could get BIGGER!

Soraii

[Favoran]

Granted, but eventually we get so big that one dragon accidentally squishes all of the bipeds and hatchlings in one go. Whoops.

I wish my lair would build itself so I could work on my Blight hatchling in time for the labyrinth's release. XD

[Arietna]

Granted: it builds itself, and sets its own permissions so even you can't enter it.

I wish I had a house that would auto-clean itself!

[Takora Drakan]

Granted! But when you try to enter your house, it kicks you out because you could bring dirt in it!

I wished I had more time to play :3