wish fulfillment game

[C`gan]

Granted! You're now an escort.

I wish my house was rewired correctly so I didn't blow breakers.

[Soraii]

Granted! Your fuses and wiring can now cary any current you could ever need... the same, however, cant be said about you electrical appliances... Oops there goes the TV again...

I wish I knew the right thing to do... ascend Alaysar again... or leave him at adult >_>

Soraii

[awdz]

granted! but now you need to start a new hatchling for the other option!

i wish someone would answer my letter puzzle thingy.

[velveeta]

granted!! someone answers your puzzle with every possible word starting with the letters in every possible combination. the forums servers start to smoke, and everyone at vi thankfully makes it out just before the whole IT room is showered in lil bits of tortured chips.......

i wish i could figure out what i am hungry for......

[C`gan]

Granted, your house is now full of rich cream, lots of perfectly cooked chicken and a wide assortment of cheeses. Though, what you're going to do to open the door, well, *shrugs*

I wish the unemployment numbers would be reduced.

[Stickman]

Granted! Everything must now be counted in base 16, so the unemployment numbers look reduced. The higher you count, the smaller they look in comparison! (Eg: 1,000,000 in base 16 is 16,777,216 in decimal) Of course, most people then lose their jobs because they have no idea how to count in base 16.

I wish for more hard drive space.

[awdz]

granted! all the programs are wiped from your hard drive, freeing up the space they used to take up!

i wish i could fly.

[Tcei]

Granted... You take classes and learn how to fly an airplane... unfortunately you slept thru the classes on landing.

I wish my car would get fixed and stay fixed.

[Favoran]

Granted, but that means it can't have little baby cars...

I wish I wasn't sneezing so much this morning.

[velveeta]

granted!!! now you're puking..... (too easy, i know)

i wish the movie studio had come to allen park, not pontiac......

[C`gan]

Granted, the movie studio decides to change locations. However, their need for extra light bulbs to light their indoor sets creates a shortage in Allen Park and the electricity for the entire town dims every time they do long scenes.

I wish I could concentrate today.

[awdz]

granted! but now you concentrate so completely on one thing that you miss the rest of the world going by!

i wish for my projects at work to wrap up quickly before i go on vacation in 9 days

[Arietna]

granted. You're fired.

I wish the fish in our tropical fishtank didn't keep dying mysteriously and vanishing!

[C`gan]

Granted! They no longer die (immortal fish) and vanish.

I wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow!

[awdz]

Granted! And nine months later, squalling cries fill the air everywhere... ;-)

I wish for a warm, soothing drink.

[RuneDragoon]

Granted, but there was a sleeping pill in that teacup.

I wish I'd win the lottery...

[Favoran]

Granted, but it was only for a few thousand. :/

I wish I had better luck at the Dragon Cave.

[velveeta]

granted!! every eggie in the abandoned pile automatically gets adopted by you!


i wish springtime, and my pending layoff (yippee!), was now!