Happy Birthday, AmonGwareth!
ack! amon's birthday?!? *runs off*
*returns with her bucket of cooking overflowing with headless stalks of barley, gritty sugar cane, cracked drippy eggs, runny butter, and blackened bananas*
*scurries into amon's house, dumps the contents of the bucket onto amon's table and proceeds to pulverize them with her socketed mithril fitting mallet, pulverizing his table too in the process*
*uses her socketed mithril tanning blade to scrape the mashings into a pile, sprinkles it with shriveled raisins still on the grapevine, dumps the whole thing into a geostone cooking roaster, and loads the overpiled container into amon's oven*
*runs off and returns with a diskload of yew logs, piling them under, around and on top of amon's oven (for even heating)*
*casts burning fiery strike to start the baking fire, then scampers off to the beach to wash the cooking muck off her armor*
*pets the fish that swim up to nibble at the muck washings, oblivious to the bonfire raging that was amon's house*
*finishes cleaning up, wades out of the water and begins writing with her footprints in the sand*
*spells out HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMON GWARETH and then heads back to amon's house*
*is startled by the high flames, tells amon he should think more carefully about building with things more resistant to fire in the future, and casts dark cyclone to blow out the blaze*
*pokes through the rubble with her salvage awl until clunking against the oven*
*works an opening into the oven, pulls out the roaster with a blackened pile in it, and sets it to the side to cool*
*uses her socketed marble essence shaper to blend together spun sugar and butter into a fluffy mixture*
*flomps the fluffy mixture onto the blackened pile, and sprinkles it with dwarven caramel nuggets, gummi gruoks, maggot chews, elven marzipan skull-bites, hard candy, and chocolate spiders*
*puts a firework into the center of it, lights the fuse and presents it to amon*
hope your day is bright and fun-filled! :-)
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