Named Mobs

[jerk-o]

I'd find it amusing if some named mobs occasionally taunted you with stuff like: "Your mother was a Satyr, and your father smelt of Juniper Berries"

[Freelancer]

Ba hahahahaha!!!! I vote for this too :P

[Garfonso]

Great idea.

[awdz]

I'd find it amusing if some named mobs occasionally taunted you with stuff like: "Your mother was a Satyr, and your father smelt of Juniper Berries"

That's definitely better than, "Your mother was a Ruxus and your father was into slobber"
I kind of like the, "Leave now or I shall emit effluvium in your general direction!"
Then there are always things like,
"Your face would make an abscessing aegror cry."
"I've seen squirrels wield weapons more skillfully than you!"
"You are as fresh as a Blight rain."

[Racktor]

Hahahaa this would be awesome xD

[awdz]

A few more for the banter...
"You demonstrate all the swiftness of a vegetating golem."
"Chicken! You are as yellow as the snow marked by icy dire wolves."
"Your hair reminds me of a tarantula's legs."
"Go take a long swim in the murk crabs pool!"

[hallucin8]

Oh please please please!
If VI want to turn it into a competition and pick the winning submissions, then even better!