T-shirts for the Istarian people

[evilkarl]

I was thinkiing and discussing with my fellow order players wouldn't it be great to have t-shirts in game We came up with a few ideas for topics and some text for them mostly centering around the rabid PL'ing here we go

"Elnoob and Proud of it Biatch" - Phillip, 05

"I earn't my schools and didn't stand around leeching and all I got was this lousy tshirt"

"I have a rating of 150 I know healer, shamen, mage, chsw and beserker but what is a tech comp"

Same 150 player...
" Why can't I multicast bombs in healer that would be teh ub3r"
" Wow you mean there is more than 10 hotkeys...******** I thought they where just lame"
" What armour do i need as a 92 healer I have been wearing this flaxen cloth since I was a level 1 mage"
"there are more healing spells? I thought training revitalise was all clerics got" - Thanax, 05
"Why can't I multicast III my flame bomb as healer"
"My rating is 150 I'll pwn you in pvp look at the size of my e-penis biatch"

If you have any more to add please post them here :)

[Phillip]

you took my Elnoob! [:|]

biped t-shirts:
15 days, rating 150
my e-weiner is bigger than a dragon's
who's Tazoon?

dragont-shirt:
ARoP or Bust
Quilt this, biatch
SAVE the TREES!

[evilkarl]

I used evreryones suggestions :P

[Enlil Huyuk]

"wot r thz?" [Defense: Armor V] [Statistic: Health V]
or
"y wnt ne1 pl me. will u plz?"
or
/thealer "rez me plz again.. will b last tyme srry"

My groupmates and I always laugh at the bad grammar that comes out of these peoples' mouths. [:S]

[Phillip]

Monk:
Gimp
WTF
Redheaded Stepchild

Dragon:
I did the ARoP and all I got is this lousy t-shirt
I ama hoard

for GMs:
Dude, where's my guild?

[evilkarl]

Pler: You mean this game has dragons? I didn't see any on elnath

[Phillip]

more t-shirts:
Evilkarl's mom is a big fat dragon
Elnoob, a level made is a level earned

[evilkarl]

Elnoob, Where is Harro? what racial abilities are there other than dwarven toughness

[Phillip]

wet t-shirts for female biped:

100% Pure
PL this
Not really a guy
Content

[evilkarl]

Monk, I shall bruise you to death

Paladin, I'm not really a warrior trying to be a cleric!

Druid, They call me shamen light....

Beserker, Armour is for the we ...HEALER!!!!!

[Walter]

Beserker, Armour is for the we ...HEALER!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay that was good.

[Blue Hasia]

for dragons

"we are not Big chickens"
"We are what we eat now give me more gnomes"
"Gold bars are Hoardable!!"

[CypherXP]

"There's more to life than Fyakki?"
"Craft? What's that?"
"Bomber Squad"
"G0t PL?"
"Dead?, OmgWtFHaX!"

Other ones...

"I have a big sword, no I'm not compensating for anything"
"I'll just pull this one... er they are swarming, they are swarming this way"
"I left my other suit at the Vielo"
"Dryness Face" ;)

[HratLi]

Dragon:

Karane the Historian says: "Click Here to become an Ancient Dragon."

Hahahaha...... [:D] [:P]

[evilkarl]

Biped: "Got Quilt?"

[Jaraiden]

Dragon:

Proud Adult of ______ [a guild]

Levels by bipeds
Hoard by bipeds
Tech resources by bipeds

Soon to be Ancient of ______

Who needs dragon heritage
Elnath and mithril and bipeds

Wake me up in 98 days

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Flying the skies of Istaria for ____ days

I age butgrow none
A lair I have none
A part in community, none
Bipeds that need me, none
Lore to be proud of, none

Time is eternal, as are the craetors

Edit1 - - - -

For Dwarven mages (courtesy of primal, Order marketplace chat 11-28-04):

Haha lol
3 big packs of wolfs
Hit dwarf toughness
Multi cast and droped bombs
14k exp each
What a joke

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[evilkarl]

Dragon "shirt"
I'm a jack of all trades, barely an apprentice in any.
I can't even make my own armour optimally
Shutup quilt you know nothing of dragons but I can tell you something about multiclassing

Adventurer
Got loot?
Got something to do?
I live to grind!

[Phillip]

Beta Tester

[Hasai]

For dragons:[*]World's Largest Pinata![*]Will fight work beg for hoard.[*]No, I will not get my 'fat ******' out of the way![*]HMS Titanic[/list]

[PJ]

For Adventurers:

"My other suit of armor was eaten by the database"


For Dragons:

"This T-shirt may look stupid, but its got more armor than my armor scales"