Quote Originally Posted by snickel
We are not dwarves! Dwarves are greedy, yes, they like jewels. Elves are vain, they like their pretty baubles. As do the Dryads... Fiends only love jewels that compliment their blue skin, Saris like jewelry the color of their eyes and Sslik have to be taught not to eat their jewels instead of wearing them. Humans are a mixture of all...
But Gnomes are neither greedy or vain, we are just curious! And we like to craft, craft plenty of things, I always can make a new jewel after I throw one away in the interest of gnome-preservation...
Ha! That is what you WANT us to believe! But I just finished helping a hapless Half-giant scientist escape from an wicked scheme cooked up by some Gnomian Elders and NOW I know some of your dirty little secrets! And soon, so will the whole world! Just you Wait!

I. Percival Dragon
Assistant Editor and Investigative Reporter for the Shard Herald of Order