Humor

[Saphirra]

(Keep it clean and non-violent, please.)

The other day, I met a gnome who's an apprentice watchmaker. When I asked him how he liked his job, he replied, "It's great! Where else could I get paid to sit around all day and make faces?"

Three dwarves walk out ofThe Bitter Pickle... Yeah, right!

Two Half-Giants walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

(The followingtaken from tazoon, not my invention.)
An Elf, a Half-Giant, a Sslik, and aDwarf were enjoying their ale. A young Gnomish prankster darted in, tossed a fly in each drink, and ran, before they noticed.
The Elf pushed his drink away in disgust.
The Half-Giant removed the fly and went back to his drink.
The Sslik took a large gulp, including the fly.
The Dwarf pulled the fly out, and started shaking it over his mug, shouting, "Brobbet's Teeth! Give it back! Spit it out!"

[LaughingOtter]

Top 10 Gnomish Survival Tips

10) Hide in patches of flax - you can stand on tippy-toe & still be completely concealed.

9) Find a plot with a finished house on it and stand under a shrubbery in a decorative pose.

8) Put on a party hat & hope the Avatar of Pain thinks you're his new shoulder cow.

7) Jump on a furious gruak and entertain the troops with your mad Mutton Bustin' skills.

6) Make a long, furry tail out of blighted kenaf drops, then run around chittering and shaking your fist at passing adventurers.

5) Deluxe slate cargo disks make for excellent studio apartment or loft living and are an affordable alternative to traditional refugee camp living.

4) Gnomish guilds can loot Dennison's warehouse full of maggot hides, sew a giant maggot costume, and Lion Dance their way to freedom while singing selections from 'The Sound of Music'.

3) Smuggle yourself to freedom in one of the pies Sly Loki keeps sending to Mary the door guard at the Healer's Tower.

2) Hop inside a Tarbash's Bag, stuff it with unspun flax, and tell people you're really an enraged pale wisp.

And finally:

1) Port to New Rachival & break out the boat drinks - nobody goes there, no events ever involve it, and there's nothing to do but work on your tan and enjoy fire beetles on the barbie.

[Blue Hasia]

i know this is a repost but hey this is funny stuff:)

Santa

happy fish

[Magfuddle]

Top 10 Gnomish Survival Tips

Moderator !! racist jokes !!!


*hiss*

[Korsh]

Two Half-Giants walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Sizeist too! [:P]

[Blue Hasia]

i dont get that one[:S]

[Thorgat]

Two are small, one is not?
*scratches head*

[Dangit NotAChance]

At the risk of ruining the two half-giants walking into a bar.


They walk 'into' the bar meaning they smack their heads on it . the third one 'ducks' and thereby doesnt hit the bar

[Ronson]

How do you stir the soup for a dragon? Tell the gnome to start swimming.

How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifty: one to hold the bulb and 49 to design and build the gnome rotator apparatus.

Give a tinkering gnome two sticks and a rock and what happens?
He builds a Gnomesday Device.

"Grawfr!" [:D]

[magius]

LOL Ronson, more gnome jokes.

[Shadow the Rabbit]

LOL!! Keep em coming very funny jokes!

[Stingray]

How do you stir the soup for a dragon? Tell the gnome to start swimming.

LOL, I was going to post that one[:D]

[Ilsefa]

[img]/Web/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif[/img]Ronson wrote:

How do you stir the soup for a dragon? Tell the gnome to start swimming.


LOL, I was going to post that one[img]/Web//emoticons/emotion-2.gif[/img]

Yeah, and he uses it in guild chat just before asking a favor! doh!

[Ronson]

Hmmm..


Well, I do have another gnome joke... but it's somewhat off-color. Hope you don't find it unbearably tasteless:

What does the gnome Canagnova say to his half-giantess lover after a night of ardent passion?
"Hand me the torch, dear, I can't find my way out!" [:$]



Warned ye...

[Tigris]

Can't remember the origonal post, but...

Bloodskulk Quests:

Adventure:
1. Kill 10 hatchling dragons
2. Kill 10 adult dragons
3. Kill 10 monks
4. Kill 1 Storm Disciple, Spirit Disiple, Flame Disciple, and Ice Disciple

Crafting:
1. Gather 40 unspun Dragon Scales
2. Gather 40 unspun Saris Fur
3. Gather 40 unspun Sslik Scales
4. Gather 40 dryad wings
5. Gather 40 unspun satyr fur

[Blue Hasia]

GET REady for thee gnome joke :)

[Zideon Locke]

ROFL

[Kalis]

1) Port to New Rachival & break out the boat drinks - nobody goes there, no events ever involve it, and there's nothing to do but work on your tan and enjoy fire beetles on the barbie.

Problem is that one is no longer true.

[SSlikk Shocker]

ya guys are quite cruel to the gnomes.... keep it comin ;)

[Magfuddle]

ya guys are quite cruel to the gnomes.... keep it comin [img]/Web/emoticons/emotion-5.gif[/img]

pfft !


Ronson - they are just sooo funny !! top stuff ! [8-|]