Heheheheh. XD
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Heheheheh. XD
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this candy one is kinda r rated - kiddies stay away!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63fYCymB31w
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Not really a pun, but a bad story all the same...
At the monastery, the monk who rang the tower bell to call the monks to prayer died. None of the monks wanted the job. So the head monk outsourced the job to the local town by putting an ad in the local paper. Only one person answered the ad. A man with no arms!
“How will you ring the bell with no arms?” asked the monk.
“Watch.”, said the man with no arms.
With that the armless man climbed the tower steps to the very top, took a step back, and slammed his forehead into the bell. CLANG!!!
Being disoriented by the impact, the armless man slipped and fell out of the tower to his death.
The monks gathered around the armless, dead man. “Does anyone know the name of this poor soul?”, one monk asked.
“No,” said the head monk, “but his face rings a bell.”
(wait, there’s more)
Still needing someone to ring the bell, the monks place another ad in the local paper.
Another armless man answered the ad.
“You look familiar.” said the head monk.
“Yes. It was my brother who answered your ad and fell from the tower. But I shall do better.”
With that, the armless man climbed the steps, slams his forehead into the bell, CLANG!!!, gets dizzy, and falls to his death.
The monks gather around the second armless, dead man. “Does anyone know the name of this poor soul?”, one monk asked.
“No,” said the head monk, “but he is a dead-ringer for his brother.”
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Really? I would think they would be difficult to figure out, but a neat excersize and a total brain-wracker. (Okay, yeah, even I have to read the 'tainted money' one twice to get the word it was using -_-; )Originally Posted by Takora Drakan
Those word jokes are even more funny if english isn't your mother tongue.
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Yeah, that's what I would have thought too, Shian. Not that I'd know, though.
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To this thread, I give one of my favorite quotes from Spider Robinson:
"The quality of a pun is in the 'Oy!' of the beholder."
Klaus Wulfenbach
Mithril Council, Chaos
"Death is fleeting. Pride is forever."
"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."-- Abraham Lincoln
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