*The writing on the page seems BURNED in as if by fire or maybe something hotter and more precise* (Note just because Ampera SPEAKS funny with a Sslik-like accent on S's does not mean it WRITES that way)
Ok, these journal things are all the rage and even This One's Elder says they keep fond memories alive when you are old. Weeell This One is going to get VERY OLD seems how Ampera is Gifted so it is good time to start with keeping Journals like the Queen of the Sslik does.
Ssurge cannot write on the account that Ssurge can not see things very well so it is up to AMPERA to write journal! So This One writes with lightning just the way This One does everything!
So Zapscales go to big Dragon City where they are nice to two-legs. This One and This One's mate bow before great Dragon God and ask what can be doing to please the Gods! God is thinking about this for a fair bit while Ampera and Ssurge are waiting as impatiently as can be and then Dragon God finds answer!
Dragon God tells Zapscales to go kill big trees who are very angry and smooshing little Gods on the Road to Nice Dragon City. Zapscales cheer for joy and run down road to go ZAP things until Dragon God is happy!
When Zapscales arrive there are many big nasty Trees who try to smoosh! So Zapscales ZAP them and burn them and crush them and beat them and smack them and freeze them and did Ampera write ZAP them? Oh wait yes, Ampera did write ZAP them. It is right there a line or so back. Should Ampera write that in the journal? Well whatever what was This One writing again? Oh RIIIIGHT so the Zapscales were ZAPPING TREES but not normal ones these were nasty mean Hatchie Smoosh Trees.
Zapscales even run into BIG NASTY SUPER Hatchie Smoosher called Rumbleknot! Rumbleknot is very strong and smashes VERY HARD but Ampera and Ssurge both ice legs and make so no can reach for Smashing while Zapscales are busy healing and ZAPPING. So big Hatchie Smoosh Supreme falls down and goes BOOM!
Also there is much Hatchie Smoosh Trees ganging up on Zapscales and smacking Ampera in the head! OWE! That really hurts! ________ _______ __ ... Um What was Ampera writing? Oh right This One can just read up there! Ok so yeah those Smacks to Head really HURT! Oh and they make Ampera forget things sometimes too!
So when these Trees smack Ampera a lot while Zapscales are casting many magic bombs on them they are totally destroying selves because touching Ampera is duuuuuumb! Touch Ampera when not want and ZAAAAAP!!! This One means BIG TIME OUCHIE!
End of day Zapscales go back to Dragon God and show all the nice Hatchie Smoosher Tree bits that Zapscales got and Dragon God is VERY pleased and tells Zapscales stories about the poor Hatchies and those Trees and gives Silver and Copper Coins to Zapscales because obviously Dragon God knows that these in Ampera's hands are deadly weapons!
So__ Right__ Um__ Is that all This One writes here? This One guessing that is good for now? Yeah going to stop burning papyrus sheets now before Saris woman gets mad at Ampera for taking them!