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I think somewhere I have a dead parrot laying around, would that work?
No, because if you read it, that parrot is no more, has ceased to be, is bereft of life, it rests in peace. It is an ex-parrot. Now, you might be able to ask for a refund.


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Why do I keep getting message my post is too short?
Because your messages might just be too short?