OK, ok, I guess I'll put mine in here. I don't have the originals, but everyone should know these:
Evil Withered Aegis (Itsy Bitsy Spider )
The evil Withered Aegis was Blighting all about
So all the Gifted pushed the Aegis out
Out came Anchors in green and pouring rain
and the evil Withered Aegis could spread its Blight again'
The Anchor's Blighted Spectres were the Anchor's guard
Yet all the Gifted came from all the shards
Down went the Anchors to the Gifted's blades
And the evil Withered Aegis planned yet another raid
Blighted Deadlands were growing to north and east and west
Gifted went there to meet the Withered's test
Down fell the foe but ever there came more
and their weapons grew more fearful, now made with shining cores.
But the mighty fighting Gifted won't let the Blightlands grow
We'll stop the Aegis, in our hearts we know
We are their betters, history will say
When the dark and Blighted Deadlands are turned to shining day!
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(( Que Sera Sera ))
When I was just a young Human,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be Gifted? Will I live long?
Here?s what she said to me:
Just stay home with me, who needs immortality?
One life?s enough to see, just stay home with me.
When I was just a tiny Drake,
I asked my parents, what will I be?
Will I be Lunus? Or Helian?
Here?s what they said to me:
All you need is flight, go and do your RoP,
Either path will set you free, all you need is flight.
When I was an unbearded Dwarf,
I asked my clansmen, what shall it be?
Barley ale or stout, or brandy fine?
Here?s what they said to me:
Whatever fills your mug, you just tilt it up to glug,
If not passed out on the rug, we?ll refill your mug.
When I was just a new Dryad,
I asked the Callers, you sent for me?
This world is Blighted, why pull me here?
Here?s what they said to me:
It seemed the thing to do, we were in an awful stew,
Thought we would pull you in too, it seemed the thing to do.
When I was just a stripling Elf,
I asked the nobles, what should I be?
A heroic archer, a spearman true?
Here?s what they said to do:
Drink and be merry, Aegis is no threat to thee,
Feladan is ever free, drink and be merry.
When I was just a quarter Giant,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be strongest? Will I be tall?
Here?s what she said to me:
Don?t step on the Gnomes, even though they?re hard to see,
Now what were you asking me ? don?t step on the Gnomes!
When I was just a fresh hatched Sslik,
I asked my bearer, what will I be?
Will I be feathered? Will I have fins?
Here?s what it said to me:
Eat up all your fish, and you will be all you wish,
Let me see you clean that dish, eat up all your fish.
When I was just a young Satyr,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be Defiled? Or just Unkempt?
Here?s what she said to me:
You?re a slave like me, never other choice for thee,
Never hope you will be free, you?re a slave like me.
When I was just a youthful Gnome,
I asked my father, what will I be?
Will I be wacky? Will I be wise?
Here?s what he said to me:
Wisdom is for fools, odd widgets are all you need
To propel you to greater speed, wisdom is for fools.
When I was just a small Saris,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be sexxy? How ?bout my tail?
Here?s what she said to me:
Helcat?s not your dad, so try not to be too sad,
No matter what Da says when mad, Helcat?s not your dad.
When I was just a new Welgar,
I asked the players, what will I be?
Will I be clumsy? Will I have flight?
Here?s what they said to me:
Go and ask TG, the future?s not ours to see,
?twill be months before you?re free, go and ask TG.
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(( Row, Row, Row Your Boat ))
Fight, fight, fight the Blight,
anywhere it grows,
barely, barely, barely, barely,
surviving all its blows
Stride, stride, stride along
smite them as we go
barely barely barely barely
felling every foe
Swing, swing, swing your pick
harvesting the nodes
craftily, craftily, craftily, craftily
building our abodes
Flap flap flap your wings
take you to the sky
airily, airily, airily, airily,
Dragons all should fly.