Top "ten" epic spells you don't want to see

[Marco]

Yep, I'm bored. So I went to browsing the NWN top 10 boards for some fun. Maybe we can create a top 10 thread for Horizons?

So here goes: The top "ten" (you are free to list any number)epic spells you don't want to see

[pogowolf]

10) Never-ending Bean Burrito Gas spell.

[Marco]

I think I've got one:
Auto-Resurrect Self (automaticly resurrects you with 1 HP when you die)
Maze (Conjures up amaze, monsters ignore it though)

[Kulamata]

The Blight epic spell, Rusting Blades.

For Spirit, Spirit Blot.

Blood Mages; Blood Clot.

[LaughingOtter]

The Saris racial epic spell: Rancorous Hairball.

[Hasai]

The devastating, permanent dragon debuff, Gaudy Pinata.

. . . .

. . . . Oh, wait . . . .
[W]

[Tantalyr]

Creatus Powerlevelum Infintium

Effect: +5000 experience points per beastie slain
Area of Effect

Level: 1

Useable: All Classes

Delay: 1

Recycle: 10

[Safire]

#1 flight spell (bipeds flying)
from there saris hairball attacks

[Marco]

Some more:

Tensors Transformation - transforms the caster into a begger, Tensor was a beggar you see

Tensers Transformation Matrix - +20 matrix arithmetics

Epic Wording - All your words are replaced with the longest synonym, "Hi friend" might become "acknowledgment acquaintance"

Epic Waste o Time - Remember all these items that deals are less useful than a regular attack? This is the epic version which is even more useless.

Summon Unicorner - allegedly summons the legendary Unicorner, a creature consisting of only a corner.

Enlarge - Makes the caster bigger, downside is your new tush obscures everything making it impossible to play.

Reduce - Downside is it'll keep going untill the caster is gone. Self only of course [;)]

Greater Studliness - Caster becomes a stud, litterally.

Bigby's shadow hand - Bigby's hand appears and entertains you with shadow figures.

[Drunkenmonkey]

what no epic boom!

[ThunderZtorm]

Epic Life Resistance - 100% resistance to all spells of the life line.

[Levity]

Blight the Blades: AoE on every mob within sensing range. Converts their weapons to fully charged blighted ones, all the bonuses are majorly good kickers. Of course, now the mobs all have these uberweapons and have just aggro'd you ... and no, you can't loot the blades off any you manage to kill.

-Levity

[Blue Hasia]

Summon Lag monster: Summons the lag monster intoa visable form. were he has 1 million Hp, and a deadly one hit kill move on a one sec timer. He also has a painful AoE move LAG, this move will cause the player fps to drop 1-3

[Kulamata]

Summon Gnerf.

[AA0]

Augmentation epic spell - has a similar effect to the fortify tech, but its now AoE!!

[Senkeleron Fell]

Mountain of Salt - Creates a huge pile of salt rock for no useful purpose.

[Marco]

Augmentation epic spell - has a similar effect to the fortify tech, but its now AoE!!

Let me guess, fortify does nothing?

[evilkarl]

Chaos warrior epic ability -1 to -100 all stats on self
Dragon Epic spell
Primal Apocolypse
Requirements: 1200 Primal
Delay: 300

[Sajid]

Summon Lag monster: Summons the lag monster intoa visable form. were he has 1 million Hp, and a deadly one hit kill move on a one sec timer. He also has a painful AoE move LAG, this move will cause the player fps to drop 1-3

That one is already ig - Area Syphon

[evilkarl]

[img]/Web/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif[/img]Ragon wrote:Summon Lag monster: Summons the lag monster intoa visable form. were he has 1 million Hp, and a deadly one hit kill move on a one sec timer. He also has a painful AoE move LAG, this move will cause the player fps to drop 1-3

That one is already ig - Area Syphon

Burning hands is worse than area siphon :)