How long has Ssilmath been working in the hotel business? :P

[Leviathan]

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in ****, which was recorded and published in the*EDITED* Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?" G: "I don't think so." RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bodder?" G: "No...just put the bodder on the side." RS: "Wad! ?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Excuse me?" RS: "Copy...tea...meel?" G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say." RS: "Tenjewberrymuds." G : "You're very welcome."

[Fratricide]

Dang.. I had to read that one out loud to hear it.. but sounded about right..

[Menkure]

After having been around Ssil.. I was actually able to read that and comprehend what he was saying..

I don't know if I should laugh or cry..

-Menkure

[Snowdonia Honeythorn]

Started getting a headache after the first couple lines so didn't even bother to continue. :)

[Ular Naga]

*muhahahahahhahha*

*can't stop laughing*

[imported_Ssilmath]

<Clears throat>

Room Service (RS): "Mornin...Rum Zerviz"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed Room Service."
RS: "Rahd...Rum Zerviz, mornin...Joo wij tuh ohduh zumpin?"
(G): "Uh, yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs."
(RS): "Howja lahg dem?"
(G): "What??"
(RS) "Howja lahg dem...Vrahd, boiled, pojed?"
(G): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled please."
(RS): "Howja lahg de bagin? Grizp?"
(G): "Crisp will be nice."
(RS): "Ahkee...An zum toze?"
(G): "What?"
(RS): "An toze. Ju lahk zum toze?"
(G): "I don't think so."
(RS): "No? Ju done wun zum toze?"
(G): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Ju done wun zum toze' means."
(RS): "Toze! Toze! Wah duzn yeh wund toze? How boud de Anglij muvvin?"
(G): "English Muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English Muffin will be fine."
(RS): "Wid bodduh?"
(G): "No, just put the bodduh on the side."
(RS): "Wud!?"
(G): "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
(RS): "Cobee?"
(G): "Excuse me?"
(RS): "Cobee, tea, meel?"
(G): "Yes, coffe please, and that's all."
(RS): "Wun minnud. Zgrambled eggz, grizb bagin, Anglij muvvin, wid bodduh on de zide, an cobee...rahd?"
(G): "Whatever you say."
(RS): "Tangyeh berymuj"
(G): "You're very welcome."

[Rawdge]

bwahahaha!!!

[Helcat]

now that's more like it.