New Contest!

[Aamer Khan]

This is your manic phase right?

[Illi]

There is no possible way I can compete with that.....I fold.

[:|]

[Jayne]

I was going to spend some time on this, but don't think I can compete with "Jayne's gotta maul"

I am still ROFL Kumu!!!

LOL Jayne

[Takora Drakan]

Oh please give kumu the silly emblem that he stops posting! Before i fall dead frommy chair laughing off my ******! [:P][Y]

Hey i really love this songs ... rofl.... [Y]

[LaughingOtter]

I was going to spend some time on this, but don't think I can compete with "Jayne's gotta maul"

Maybe not, but I can. [;)]

The Hero of Chaos

Jayne! The zerk they call Jayne!

CHORUS:
She one-shots blue vex and smacks down wraith lords
Has silos of comps and a vault full of hoard.
Our love for her now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Chaos, the zerk they call Jayne!

Our Jayne saw the crafters' backs breakin'.
She heard the hunters? lament.
And she saw that Vielo thief takin',
Every gold piece and leavin' five pence.
"You can't just rip off my people,
The Gifted need better than steel."
So Jayne picked up her axe and to Elnath made tracks,
And killed everything that came ?cross her path!

CHORUS

She hunts the blue vex for its fringes
Kills vet aboms until none remain.
Our Hurricane Jayne scours Elnath?s cold rain
Then returns to the lands of blue sky.
Laden with comps for our armor.
With forms and techs and with hoard.
Then Hurricane Jayne, she heads back again;
She?s the blood-soaked Lady of Pain!

CHORUS

The Hero of Canton, words and music by Ben Edlund
From the series Firefly

Jayne, the man they call Jayne . .

CHORUS:

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man and gave him what for.
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne.

Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
He saw the mudders' lament.
And he saw the magistrate takin',
every dollar and leavin' five cents.
"You can't do that to my people.
Can't crush them under your heel."
So Jayne strapped on his hat, and in five seconds flat,
stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal.

CHORUS

Now here is what separates heroes
from common folk like you and I.
The man they call Jayne, he turned 'round his plane
and let that money hit sky.
He dropped it onto our houses
he dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne, he stole away our pain
and headed out for the stars!

CHORUS

[Jayne]

Yes another nice one, good job Klaus!

hehe

Jayne<---wonders how many songs about her?

[Justa Mirage]

I guess if you spam 100 submissions you are bound to win :(

I have already submitted my paultry 1 song I did while bored at work today:

16 hours
Some players say a golem is made out of frags A crafter knows better as they fill up their bags Disks and bags, cargo gear? A Silo that?s full and some eyes that?s shot (Chorus) You craft sixteen hours, and what do you net? Deconstructed tools, and components to get Istara don?t you call me ?cause I can?t go I owe my soul to Nadia?s store. I was runnin? one mornin? where the sun didn?t shine I picked up my tools and and I ran to the mine I loaded sixteen disks, of platinum bars and The straw blight said, ?huh-ruh-uh-ruuuurawr? You Crafted (Chorus) I was crafting one mornin? it was rather insane I?m a Multiclassed bi-ped or a Dragon by name I was taking down mobs, just to get their stuff Can?t no fighter tell me crafting ain?t so tough (Chorus) If you see me comin?, better step aside A lot of mobs didn?t, a lot of mobs died I ransacked their bodies, kicked them with my boot All they could give me was, garbage for loot (Chorus) You craft sixteen hours, and what do you net? Deconstructed tools, and components to get Istara don?t you call me ?cause I can?t go I owe my soul to Nadia?s store.

[imported_asteral]

I know it sucks! But it made me laugh!!!!


Ghost Dragons in the Sky

A biped went out fighting one dark and gloomy day.
Upon a hill he rested, next to him his staff did lay.
When all at once a mighty flight of wild-eyed dragons he saw.
Slicing through the Blighted skies, with tooth and fang and Claw.

Yip-pie-ya-aye, yip-pie-yi-o, Ghost Dragons in the sky.



Their scales burned like fire, there claws were forged of steel.
Their horns were long and pointy, their fiery breath he could feel.
A primal bolt went through him as they rumbled through the sky.
For he saw he dragons coming fast, and ran off with a cry.

Yip-pie-ya-aye, yip-pie-yi-o, Ghost Dragons in the sky.



His face was pale, his eyes were closed.
His hides all soaked with sweat.
They're flyin fast to catch that ped but they ain't caught him yet!
For they've got to fly forever in that Blight up in the sky.
On wings of blazing fire, as they fly on hear them cry.

Yip-pie-ya-aye, yip-pie-yi-o, Ghost Dragons in the sky.


As the dragons blazed on by him, he heard one hiss his name.
If you want to save yourself from fire, and our Golden rage,
Then Biped change your ways today or forever you shall run,
Trying to escape our dragons wrath,and running ain't no Fun!

Yip-pie-ya-aye, yip-pie-yi-o, Ghost Dragons in the sky.

Ghoooost Dragons in the Skkkyyy.

[evilkarl]

/me votes for the hero of chaos

Sorry Kumu but you can't compete with firefly :P

[LaughingOtter]

Something more serious...

Ballad of Drulkar's Flame

Fighting dragons fill the sky
Surrender none, win or die.
Life the prize they fight to claim,
The dragons of Drulkar's Flame.

Chorus:
Mithril wings on armored chest
Branded pride, Istaria's best
Deeds not words, not clan nor name
Earn your place in Drulkar's Flame.

Trained to fight with spell and claw
Wing to wing, by Drulkar's law
Fight as one, each fate the same
In each heart lives Drulkar's Flame.

(Chorus)

Back at home a hatchling waits
To fly the skies and meet her fate.
To live free and un-oppressed,
And to her god makes one request:

"Brand mithril wings upon my chest.
Make me one of Istaria's best!
My deeds will prove my right to claim
That in my heart burns Drulkar's Flame!"


Ballad Of the Green Berets
by Sgt. Barry Sadler

Fighting soldiers from the sky Fearless men who jump and die Men who mean just what they say The brave men of the Green Beret

Chorus:
Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off natures land Trained in combat, hand-to-hand Men who fight by night and day Courage peak from the Green Berets

(Chorus)

Back at home a young wife waits Her Green Beret has met his fate He has died for those oppressed Leaving her his last request "Put silver wings on my son's chest Make him one of America's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day Have him win the Green Beret"

[imported_peladon]

Kumu Elder. Little skill I have with words, and less with an else. But this poor thing I offer those with tolerance. It had its birth in a song of Kwinn, but lost it's way...


The Gambler
Words/ Original artist: Don Schlitz
Covered: Kenny Rogers ( among others)



The Killer

On a cold Istari' evenin', on a road into the Deadlands,
I met up with a killer, with a clear 300 rate.
As he sat there a-dying, I /tell-ed him a greeting
His cold eyes looked me over, and he began to speak.

He said, "Newb, I've made my rank out of making live ones dead ones,
And way too many Death Points are the way I had to learn.
So if you don't mind me sayin', I can see you're freshly Gifted.
For a taste of your klava i'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my klava and he drank down all Awdz had gave me.
Then he bummed some Ambrosia and asked me cast Regrowth.
And the green sky ceased its thunder, and his eyes got even colder.
Said, "if you're gonna walk the Deadlands, ya gotta learn to walk them right.

You got to know when to crush them, know when to slash them,
Know when to cast a bolt and know when to run.
You never loot the fallen when you're on the edge of dyin',
There's time enough for looting when the healing's done.

Now ev'ry killer knows that the secret to more seasons
Is knowing each Foe's weakness and how to give them grief
'Cause every fight has winners and ev'ry fight has losers
and the best you can hope is the DPs pass in your sleep."

So when he'd finished speakin', he turned towards the Deadlands,
Remade his hotkey bars and walked into the Blight
And afterwards in Goodbyes, I heard he'd found the Void winds,
But all the words he told me are the reason I survive.

You got to know when to crush them, know when to slash them,
Know when to cast a bolt and know when to run.
You never loot the fallen when you're on the edge of dyin',
There's time enough for looting when the healing's done.

You got to know when to crush them, know when to slash them,
Know when to cast a bolt and know when to run.
You never loot the fallen when you're on the edge of dyin',
There's time enough for looting when the healing's done


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing, save the Five do Feast

[LaughingOtter]

Bravo Peladon!

[Ivy MindFlayer]

Ok here is my meager attempt at composing an old gnomish song, sung around the fires in New Rachival.

It is called "Dragons Among Us"

I was walking home from fighting on a warm New Rachival day. Took a shortcut through Tazoon, and lost my way. It was getting late, and I was scared and a gnome. But then a kind old dragon took my hand and led me home. Ferdo couldn?t see him, but he was standing there. And I knew in my heart, he was the answers to my prayers. Chorus Oh I believe there are dragons among us. Sent down to us from somewhere up above. They come to you and me in our darkest hours. To show us how to die to teach us how to fly. To guide us with a breath of love. When istaria held troubled times, and had us down on our knees. There?s always been someone to come along and Gold rage with glee. A kind word from a dragon, to lend a helping claw. A phone call from Pilwyn just to say I understand. And ain?t it kinda funny that at the dark end of the road. A dragon lights the way with just a single breath of smoke. Chorus They wear so many faces, show up in the strangest places. To guide us to say mercy with a dive from up above.

[imported_peladon]

Elder Kumu. It seemed the maker should not be forgotten...




The Gambler
Words/ Original artist: Don Schlitz
Covered: Kenny Rogers ( among others)



The Maker

On a warm Istari' evenin', on a road outside Parsinia,
I met up with a crafter, with a disk of adamant'.
As he sat there a-sweatin', I /tell-ed him a greeting
His old eyes looked me over, and he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made my living out of making every making,
And a thousand days of digging are the way I had to learn.
So if you don't mind me sayin', I can see you're freshly woken.
For a taste of your ale-mug I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my barrel and he drank it to the bottom.
Then he took an old axe handle and he began to carve.
And the the summer sun was burning, and his eyes got very distant.
Said, "if you're gonna be a Master, ya gotta learn to make things right.

You got to know where's the digging, know what's the making,
Know when to drag your disk and know when to port.
You never look for mithril when face to face with Mhedon,
There's time enough for mithril when the running's done.

Now ev'ry crafter knows that the secret to more crafting
Is a hundred smelted sword blades, and a hundred blades broke down.
'Cause the only way you learn it, is to make it and repeat it
and the best that you can hope for is the grind won't break you first."

So when he'd finished speakin', he turned towards Parsinia,
Took up his adamant' and dragged his disk away
And afterwards they told me I'd met the ghost of Bori,
And somewhere he's still walking to this very day.

You got to know where's the digging, know what's the making,
Know when to drag your disk and know when to port.
You never look for mithril when face to face with Mhedon,
There's time enough for mithril when the running's done.

You got to know where's the digging, know what's the making,
Know when to drag your disk and know when to port.
You never look for mithril when face to face with Mhedon,
There's time enough for mithril when the running's done.


Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing ever, save the Five do Feast

[LaughingOtter]

Blame Alladania for suggesting Disney...

Tinker's Song

The wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is Tinkers make wonderful things
Their gloves are made out of rubber
Their pockets are loaded with springs
They're freaky, geeky, squeeky, cheeky
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is finally finding one!

The wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is Tinkers help crafters to craft
Clothes loaded with struts and with hinges
Though cargo hats make you look daft
They're freaky, geeky, squeeky, cheeky
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is finally finding one!

Tinkers are popular fellahs.
Tinkers are awfully sweet.
All of them seem to be hiding,
And thats why I repeat and repeat...

The wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is Tinkers make wonderful things
Their gloves are made out of rubber
Their pockets are loaded with springs
They're freaky, geeky, squeeky, cheeky
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tinkers
Is finally finding one!
Fi-i-i-i-nly finding one!
(WHIRRRRRRR!!...)!!!



Tigger's Song
From Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too
Written by: Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman
Performed by: Paul Winchell [Tigger]

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one.

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs.
Tiggers are awfully sweet.
Everyone elses is jealous,
And thats why I repeat...

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Are Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one.
Yes, I'm the only one
(GRRrrrrrr...) ooOOoooOOooooOOOO!!!

[LaughingOtter]

What happens when you have too much time on your hands at work...

Crafter Convoy

Yeah, /gu Hey guys I'm heading after yew sap.
Uh, U got a /loc for some good spawn? PST
Saritova or N of Harro, can I get /gi?
WTF its cleaned out clear to Ambato!1!11!
kk, meet u at Harro pad - U got T5 buffs?
Autofollow on me, kk?
Dude, looks like we've got us a convoy...

I was levelling Alch
While I was skippin' calc
With a guildie choppin' logs
Chatting in guild all us crafters on
And a newbie fightin' hogs
We was headed for yew
In silk cargo
In the pass north of Harro Town
I says /gu Found a stand of yew
Let me sap 'em 'fore you cut 'em down.

Cause we got a crafting convoy
Chattin' through the night
Yeah we got a crafting convoy
Not a single treant in sight
C'mon and join our convoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna grind this craftin' convoy, unless we're AFK...
Convoy....Convoy.....

/gu hey guys, this here's the Newb
And uh what can I fight besides these pigs?
Head north about 500m U see maggots
KK cool these pigs R given lame XP 2 me..

By the time we got near MA Town
We had twenty-five peeps in all
Arboreon up by the marble spawn
And oastics, wall to wall
Yeah them treants was thick as newbs in New Trismus
They even had some W.A.
I says "Castin' area mez,
Get ready to rez,
All my gold for teched Flame Bomb VI!"

'Cause we got a silo of ambrosia,
EoB left and right
Yeah a silo of ambrosia
(Ain't she a beautiful sight!)
C'mon and join our convoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna grind this craftin' convoy, unless we're AFK...
Convoy....Convoy.....

Hey you wanna give me a /loc on this fight?
Negatory newb, you'd get nothing but death points.
Aw PLZ, these pige are startin to slow down my levelling
Sorry man our group already has a full ten.

Well we lit into Arboreon
Just like cargo-wearin' fools
We tore him up with our Cloak of Thorns
And pounded him with our tools.
By the time we brought big A down
His buddies was a gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Crimson Scourge Soulbender guard.
There was golems blights and wraiths and flies
And wolves of every size
Yeah them marble fields was full of mobs
Then dragons filled the skies.
Well we charged the line
And went for broke
Casting AoEs and roots
And eleven gnomish zerks and reavers
Wearin' chartreuse mithril suits

Hey buddy, U still out with the yews?
/r yeah we here want an invite?
NP,but you'll need a /gi from the gnomish zerks
They f'got a HLR & need all the help they can get.

Well we tore a strip for the Last Stand pad
Prayin' to cross the line
I could see the newb had learned to port,
But I didn't have the doggone time
I says /gu this here's the T5 zone
You gotta make it out on your own!
When we reached the gate my health was 98
Iclicked onSakon and then got pwned.
Ah, @$&%!

Time to go grab ambrosia
Got DPs left and right
Hit our silo of ambrosia
(Ain't she a beautiful sight?)
C'mon and join our convoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna grind this craftin' convoy, unless we're AFK...
Convoy....Convoy.....

Sorry for the DP newb, waht's your /loc?
Mahagra?!
Well, you oughtta be able to find some bigger pigs out there fer sure
[fading]
Well thanks for the group dude, you gonna go back out?
Nah, gotta get on to class and keep mom aggro off my...tail
NP, C U L8r M8...
/gu OK, newb, we'll take you out hunting tonight.
BBL, AFK....



Convoy, by C.w McCall

Yeah breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck
Uh, you got a copy on me Pig Pen C'mon
Uh yeah Ten-Four Pig Pen fer sure fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Flag Town, C'mon
Yeah its a big Ten -Four there Pig Pen
Yeah we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy Sakes Alive looks like we've got us a convoy

It was a dark a the moon
On the sixth of June
And a Kenworth pullin logs
Cab over Pete with a refer on
And a Jimmy haulin hogs
We was headed for bear
On I-1-0
Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says Pig Pen this here's the rubber duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down.

Cause we got a little 'ole convoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a little 'ole convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy....Convoy.....

Gotta breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck
And uh you wanna back off them hogs
Ten-four Roger 'bout five mile or so
Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin intense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says callin all trucks
This here's the Duck
We're about to go a huntin bear

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our convoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy.....Convoy

Hey you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig Pen
Negatory Pig Pen you're still too close
Yeah them hogs is startin to close up my sinuses
Mercy Sakes you'd better back off another ten.

Well we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindel sheets
and left 'em settin on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi Town
Them bears was a gettin smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois national guard
There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps
And rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well we shot the line
And we went for broke
With a thousand screamin trucks
And eleven long haired Friends of **********
In a Chartreuse microbus

Yeah Rubber Duck this is Sod Buster
C'mon there yeah Ten-Four Sod Buster
Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah he's haulin dynamite and he needs all the help he can get

Well we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin 98
I said let them truckers roll,
Ten-Four.

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a mighty convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our convoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy.....Convoy

That's ten-Four Pig Pen what's you're Twenty?
Omaha?!
Well they oughtta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
[fading]
Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass and the bears off yer...tail
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone - Bye Bye

[Aquilus]

Well, here was my submission. I tried to put it side by side with the original lyrics for comparison. I tried my best to get it to sound like the original with what I had.

It's to the tune "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.





Amad Belune, Chardonnay, Guild: Nana, Llaul Dynray,
Tiaerakis, Shaman Gissel, Denny Jadefellow

Kamilari, Lady Karen, Essence Shaper, Darbon?s token,
North Guild: Balzar, South Guild: Balzar, Tinker Versanto

Vaultkeepers, Flame Bomb, Talyshae, Shepherd?s Home,
Bolo, "Fetch Some Wine" and "I want some armor dye"

Kalamendar, hamstring, Lady Kendra (not a Queen)
PB Rinos, Gangaf Tagley, Polly Griper good bye

CHORUS
We didn?t crash the server
But it?s always dying just as we are fighting
We didn?t crash the server,
We were going to ding and so we try to ping it.

Watcher Barin, Umbelroth in Dralk with Ancient Valkoth,
Grangus Gregor, Henrietta, community rocks!

Hegron, Fohadon, Kyriani, cotton
Gigaroth falls, his son is in shock.

Ethien, Celene, Lucky?s got a slot machine,
Banker Margaret, Honalan, Cleric Sezee, Last Stand

Pablo, Izzon Crest, Saritova, Kodess,
Warrior Grace, "Unity?s Fate", can I get a re-rez?

CHORUS

Chirdelak, Brysmendrik, Ambrosia Vendor Jezik
Fesnick, Azmedai, port lag makes me wanna cry
Copperton, Healer Frall, Parsinia snowball,
Bone Warrior, by my side, I think I better run and hide

Connie Melli, Heather, sslik mummy, Attia,
With a disc of cargo, recalling is a no-go
v.02, Ulairi, port fees and Osari,
Dragon Rykhar, Iado, Aegis in Bristugo

CHORUS

Spearman Wei, Dalgan, lost on Balit?s Island
Dugan, Biltin, Aughundell invasion

Primalist Lisandia, Kion?s Beetlemania
Old Man Jenkins, Aidan beats Nadia again

Turble, Jynasix, the singeing of one Zhessix
FPS blown away, what else do I have to say?

CHORUS

Coin control, Edison, to your plot and back again
Onslaught, Ancient talks, Sleeper walks, Treant?s stalk
Beccan, Rabine, Titian Mines, dragons favor air time,
Amenai is in Kion, Cole is down in Dalimond.

Build a fortune, getting hides, mining metal, what a ride,
Parrot nets, shoulder pets, yew, slate, Chef Fillet
Silos on the Selen Shore, Carmo needs one portal more,
Transport error #4, I can?t take it anymore!

We didn?t crash the server
But it?s always dying just as we are fighting
We didn?t crash the server
But when we are gone
Will it still turn off and on, and off, and on?

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray,
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television,
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom,
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new Queen,
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana good bye

CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it.

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev,
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron,
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team,
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev,
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

CHORUS

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac,
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball,
Starkweather, homicide, children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia,
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy,
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

CHORUS

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land",
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania,
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex,
JFK blown away, what else do I have to say?

CHORUS

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again,
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock,
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline,
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan.



"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide,
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz,
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law,
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

[Jayne]

Ok, heres mine

Istarian Warrior No easy stride Today?s Chaos Warrior Full of pride Though his mind is not for treant Don?t put him down as malcontent His parry, a quiet defense Riding out the new event ?Blighted Treant? What you say? Unbridled Energy Multiclass brings it to you and me Level Mage, Level Spirit Level Shaman, Level Quick Chorus The world is the world is Not always complete Maybe as his hands are tied Today?s Chaos Warrior He gets one up on you But the raids he invades He gets lagged on too No, his mind is not for just any treant Won?t do any good to hunt Brambleant Always hopeful for ornaments He knows patches aren?t permanent Yike?s! Changes What you say about his prophesy Is what?s been said in Lore, you see? Catch the Beetle, Catch the Wisp Catch the Blight, Catch the Treant The warrior?s the warrior?s Thirst for blood runs deep Blighted treant?s run and hide Exit the Warrior Today?s Chaos Warrior He?ll come find you The treant?s are afraid He gets right on to the Event of the day

RUSH (Tom Sawyer)
A modern day warriorMean, mean strideToday's Tom SawyerMean, mean prideThough his mind is not for rentDon't put him down as arrogantHis reserve, a quiet defenseRiding out the day's eventsThe riverWhat you say about his companyIs what you say about societyCatch the mist, catch the mythCatch the mystery, catch the driftThe world is, the world isLove and life are deepMaybe as his skies are wideToday's Tom SawyerHe gets high on youAnd the space he invadesHe gets by on youNo his mind is not for rentTo any god or governmentAlways hopeful, yet discontentHe knows changes aren't permanentBut change isWhat you say about his companyIs what you say about societyCatch the witness, catch the witCatch the spirit, catch the spitThe world is, the world isLove and life are deepMaybe as his eyes are wideExit the warriorToday's Tom SawyerHe gets high on youAnd the energy you tradeHe gets right on to the friction of the day

[Jayne]

I copy and pasted and ened up with that mess. It starts Istarian warrior the rest after that first line is some microsoft word mess. Doesnt show when i made post

[C`gan]

Ok, LaughingOtter, the bar is now raised. Hero of Chaos. Try this:

Ballad of the Warrior/Miner
Take my disk
Take my plot
Take me where the Aegis rot
I don?t care
I?m still free
You can?t take this ore from me.

Take me out
To the green
Tell ?em I?m out bein? mean
Blight the land
and drown in sea
You can?t take this ore from me

Have a place
I can be
Devs put in Serenity
But you can?t take this ore from me.



Based on "Ballad of Serenity" (yes, the FIREFLY THEME SONG)
lyrics and music by Joss Whedon
sung by Sonny Rhodes

Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me

Take me out
to the black
Tell 'em I ain't coming back
Burn the land
and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me

Have no place
I can be
since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me