Limerick Time!

[awdz]

Okies, I could not resist throwing in some antics of my own...Though I think I'm about as much a poet as I am a cook [;)]

There once was a young gnome from Toku
Who welcomed new guildies by barbecue
While her cooking was scary
And made all others wary
Her brandy helped eaters to chew

She served up fine klava each morning
Without any need for a warning
Tested and true
The best kind of brew
Delicious and truly heart-warming

With her bow and some extra silk strings
She made a weird musical thing
The listeners all roared
As she strummed a bad chord
Made worse when she started to sing

She tried baking some cookies ad hoc
With grain stalks, dead mouse and salt rock
Pounding mix on the floor
Baking fire set at ?roar?
They turned out worse than old dwarven socks

The gnome tried to house-train a ruxus
For slobber to keep paints deluxe-us
The ruxus got out
Left slime trails about
The neighbors sure raised some big fusses

[FleshRoast]

Now I can't stop. Here I continue an epic series of limerick about the new eventfrom my previous start above.

This is allBaela's fault...


The button I press to recall
To safety behind Harro?s wall
I launch in the air
And southward I tear
This time a Kwellan will fall!

I land, spy my prey, "Hey you!"
"get over here, you got s?planing to do!"
I raise my claw
And open my maw
Blast! Dragon 0, Kwellan 2

Recall and flight o?er the trees
I hover and Daknor I see
This time I?m sage
And ready Gold Rage
Daknor laughs and hands my tail to me.

Another recall, this time I?m "wisped"
"He dies," though bared teeth I hissed
But I became smaller
By a Ogre Rockhauler
With a zombie laborer assist

Recall and again I?m alive
Back to Burris, I quickly stride
No one to sear?
This is just weird
Mobs spawn and now I?m at five

I?m at the end of my wits
A Kwellan I?m trying to hit
I land, but don?t see
The one behind me
Argh!, Flsssssh 0, Kwellans 6

Again to the skies I soar
Unsure I can take any more
I try again
A battle to win
"Unbelieveable," as I die with a roar

I breathe deep and I wait
Hoping for change in my fate
I find my mob
But then with a sob
Daknor hits! DP?s are now eight

My spirits are no longer fine
I?m going out of my mind!
Dragon Reach I unlock
Behind a large rock
I?m swarmed! Flssssh 0, Kwellans 9

I checked my Character when
My death points were one shy of ten
The window I close
And in front of my nose
Daknor! Oh crap, not again!

Now at the smelter I craft
To try again, I would be daft
I exit the game
And then to keep sane
I head for and take a hot bath

[Bori Grimbattle]

Sephiranoth was a Drake
At Spirals he'd partake
But Bori was quick
And came out with a quip
That left Sephi in his wake.

or

Some may say Ssilmath was cute
A case that Bori would refute
While he measured the skin
And grinned a great grin
Thinking of a new pair of boots.


or

Ari and Borimay begone
Yet they still visit home
They stop for awhile
And leave with a smile
Knowing their friends aren't alone.


Take care all! [B]

[imported_peladon]

Ah, me. It be a habit she doth have, do ye see? [:P]


Sonea Fair she did dance in the drink
And her skin from the air did not shrink
When she saw those about
They were left in no doubt
That her cheeks, they were glowing and pink!


Sehpiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
Drakonis of Order
Nobody and Nothing ever, save the Five do Feast