Unity Babble

[Vanaondo]

*sits down with chewing toy and waits for the trouble to start*
*smashe a smith hammer at elevens right foot*

[Daedra]

GEROFF MY TAIL!!!!!

(Guess who's tail was the chewtoy? [:P])

[Uro]

I was confused about that too for a moment, but guess it wasn't mine ;)

[elevan]

*smashe a smith hammer at elevens right foot*

*pulls away his right foot only just in time*

Hey...what did I do? can't an elf normally meditates anymore without having thrown hammers at his feet?

If Agandir wasnt so busy over there *points at the dragon nowtrying to defend himself fromDae's wrath andrunning to safety* I'de ask him too learn you better manners!

*goes off to find a more restful place in the trees to meditate*

Elevan
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*looks up at what he has been chewing on*

aww bummer, wrong chewy toy...was too large and tasty too be true...errrr....eheh sorry Dae

seems I'll be off for now....RUUUUNNN *runs off then leaps into the air*

Agandir

[Daedra]

*chases Agandir*

The guild isnt called Red Dragons of Wrath without reason....muhahahahaha

[Vanaondo]

*aimes at Elevans left foot instead with a bottle of nice red feladan wine anno year 325*

[Sibbe]

*grabs the wine*

no spilling drinksies big bow!

*takes a sip*

[Vanaondo]

Give me back my bottle bloody gnome!!!!

[Sibbe]

*tosses the empty bottle*

now yous can hit the dragon *hips*

*giggles*

[Myca Ghimerov]

*glares at drunk-looking gnome*

hmm

[Spirit]

*tosses the empty bottle*

now yous can hit the dragon *hips*

*giggles*

Great! Pre-marinated gnome... tastes very good apparently.. especially with the old wines ... [;)]

Right.. and now to cook it!

[Ular Naga]

*Gives the hungry dragon a [^] and a [&]*

[Spirit]

Woohooo! Ta... [:D]

Not sure what a [&] is though.. is it made of chocolate?

[Sibbe]

bad dragon, eats all pie and [&] himself

*tries dragon trick 86 on spirit*

"Dragon Trick 86: Dragon like drinksie?

-get a lot of alcohol and some more alcohol, and some nice distilled alcohol
-get some nice smelling gnome clothes
-get some watertight bags

fill the bags with alcohol, fill the gnome clothes with the filled bags, arrange the bags so they look like a gnome (not totally needed as the dragon will go crazy when it gets the gnome scent). Put the fake gnomes in such a way the dragon will swallow them whole. The dragon will get the gnome scent and eat the fake gnomes. (best to put them near the dragons lair while the dragon sleeps)
This will get the dragon very drunk, and if you have made enough 'gnome drinks' the dragon will fall down totally drunk.
Now you can easily take the dragons hoard and other nice things, draw a moustache on the dragon, make some obscene gestures to the dragon and such things.
Nice side effect of the alcohol is that the dragon will not remember a thing of what happened, and you can do the trick multiple times to the same dragon.

A healer is not really necessary, but you never know"

[Spirit]

hehehehe...

But... I always chew before I swallow.. [;)] More enjoyable that way... especially if the prey is ... or was.. *cough*.. alive...

No filthy comments purlease!

Plus I always remember, even if utterly plastered.. so I'll catch up with you eventually... <evil grin>... [:P]

[Demelza Flameclaw]

hah chewing ans swallowing thats just asking for a comment

[Spirit]

Bring it on then!! ..or I'll pour lots of cider down your neck!! [:P][:P]

[Vanaondo]

*stares at the empty bottle in his hand*

Bloody gnome...

[imported_Darziak]

Now why is this falling down [:)]

[Antonath]

Now why is this falling down [img]/Web//emoticons/emotion-1.gif[/img]

Because it's been drinking too much alcohol, of course [:P]

More, I say! [B][B][B][B][D][B][B][pi][B][B][B][^]

Antonath