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    A big hi from Ulrak Brightscale, a new dragon hatchling wondering just what is safe to eat around here...

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    Welcome to Istaria ulrak!

    From what I hear, gnomes are always safe to eat. *ducks*

    Seriously though, make sure to join the New Player and Dragon channels for LOTS of friendly advice and help.
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    Gnomes, indeed are safest for a nice tidbit...

    • Fiends, Satyrs and Sslick leave nasty horns and scales in your teeth
    • Dryads are too small to bother with
    • Saris aren't bad if you don't mind the hairballs
    • Dwarves are just too darned tough and stringy
    • Elves take too long to digest
    • Humans leave a funny aftertaste
    • Half giants tend to cause gastrointestinal blockages
    Enjoy your stay here in Istaria... Welcome and have fun!!
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    I suggest the sheep, deer, cows, and wolves.

    Or, if you're a follower of Tokoz, there are carrot fields.
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    Beetles!, lots and lots of dragon fire roasted beetles!

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    thanks. I can see theres an urgent need for a fast food franchise in game...

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    Greetings Ulrak Brightscale! And welcome to Istaria. I agree that beetles are crunchy and fairly tasty after a thorough flaming.

    Maybe we will meet in the Lands, since we probably are of the same age.

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    And pleeeeeease don't take these gnome-eater jokes seriously!

    We are not a dish, or a tidbit or anything that you can satisfy your hunger on! In fact, you'd get a nasty case of stomach ache if you actually managed to swallow one of us. He might jump up and down in your belly to teach you a lession before he recalls...

    Confectioners have discovered wonderful recipes and are happy to supply you with real tasteful food.

    Ah almost forgot...

    *creeps up on Tantalyr and hits him in the neck with packed snowball*
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    poggle wigglsniff (gnomish crafter and mage) semi-retired on Order
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    A gnomish house should not just sit there, it should definitely DO something!

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    nothing worse than your meal recalling on you...

    Perhaps we will Cnac. If so I look forward to it.

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