Derail This Thread!

[Deth]

*zooms in mounted on my disk* W.A.R. is coming! *zooms off*

[Favoran]

I wish I could use my disk as a method of propulsion, instead of it using me as one. Wouldn't that be convenient!

[Radier]

Shh, speak not of methods of propulsion! Lest the gnomes discover WoW has a super rare missile-like mount they try to reproduce and take to the skies! Although that could be considered an in-flight meal.

[Favoran]

I'd hate to see flying gnomes. That'd be just about the scariest thing in the world. If gnomes ever started flying, we'd have to team up against them and take them out... or at least bring them down. XD

[Ahael]

Nah, those flying gnomian contraptions would just blow up mid-air, that's for sure! No need to do anything about gnomes... unless we want to eat them

Blown up gnome = fried gnome = hot meal

If we're hungry, all we have to do is to fly below them, and catch the falling fried gnome, and eat it.

Is THIS making any sense now?

PS. Gnomian contraptions can blow up any time, not just on Friday the 13th. Also, no black cats, broken mirrors or ladders needed.

[Favoran]

Why is it that gnomes taste so good? I wonder if there's a hidden meaning to life here.

[velveeta]

lawn gnomes are annoyingly kute...

[awdz]

Why is it that gnomes taste so good?

maybe it's all the klava we drink?

[Hrough]

It's the ketchup, definitely the ketchup.
Goes good on all meat I'm not so sure about.
Do scrambled eggs go good with gnome?

[velveeta]

my god owns all the ketchup!

[Kumu Honua]

Ketchup? Catsup? It's a conspiracy!

[Favoran]

And conspiracy theorists are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I clearly can't choose the wine in front of you!

[velveeta]

hey!!! didn't you kill my father??!!

[Favoran]

You don't know who did that? Inconceivable!

[RuneDragoon]

Oh! No...I think THAT much bad luck cancels itself out and becomes good luck, instead, C'gan! You instantly win the lottery! And...and...oh, wait...did you forget to buy a lottery ticket again? *sighs*

I once had been given a lottery ticket where I scratched away all the stuff and getting to the last one was excited to see I would either win $5 or $250,000. Sadly it was not the $250,000 but it sure was welcome anyways. Used it on a cheeseburger.

Speaking of cheeseburgers, anyone else find that specific site with the cats & captions really amusing to read when you don't have anything to do?

[Steelclaw]

Nah, I'm more of a dog person. A "fail dog" one. (go go google!)

[Ahael]

I was wrong once, but it was a mistake. Won't happen again. Never say never.

[awdz]

All people who use absolutes are complete idiots! ;-)

[velveeta]

you are so totally wrong!

[Favoran]

Right and wrong are subjective.