I'm Not...

[Kala]

Since there seems to be a bit of confusion about this, I thought I'd clear it up.

• I'm not Kimchee.
• I'm not Stizostedion (or however the heck you spell his name).
• I'm not Tempests.
• I'm not Ranqthas.
• I'm not male and neither is my dragon.
• I'm not any number of people others have thought I am.
• This isn't a not, but it's none of your <expletive> business who I am or am not dating anyway.
• I'm not a master crafter.
• I'm not a level 100 confectioner.
• I'm not a Lunus nor am I a caster.

There are quite a few rumors floating around as to who is really whom, who is dating whom (in game and RL), what so and so is doing to whomever RL and I'm laughing my rear off hearing them because they're so far off from the truth.

The sad part is, while some of these rumors are mis-interpretations, there are others I've heard that I suspect are being maliciously spread, but that's a whole 'nother post in and of itself. A bit of advice therefore follows from this... Don't spread around what you hear unless you know the people involved. (Seriously, if some of the things I've heard were true, someone I know would have at least four girlfriends and two of those females are seeing someone else and...you get the idea.)

What amusing "nots" are you?

[Nayuaka]

Oh poor Zur. I didn't realize people have been causing so much trouble lately as I tend to keep my head down and ignore most. I'm sorry this is happening to you as you've always been nothing but kind and friendly to me. Anyway, if you ever need anyone to talk to you know where I am and if that fails there's private messages and emails... You'll always have me on your side.

Oh and I can't resist. You might not be a master crafter but you sure as heck are a crazy one. Anyone can go into your T6 laden lair to see that. :P But I still love you anyway.

Although this does make me wonder if people are spreading anything about me. Buh, when did this game turn into a daytime soap opera. -_-

[Steelclaw]

• I'm not Tempests.
• I'm not Ranqthas.
• I'm not male and neither is my dragon.

Wow! I sure hope not! If any of those weren't true, there would be something wrong with my perception of reality.

What are my Nots? Hmm...

I'm not female. >.<
I'm not female IRL.
I'm not interested in having a big, strong, male dragon sweep me off my feet (or worse!). o_O;;
I'm not running Chaos from my laptop.
I'm not you!
I'm not them! *points to everyone else*
I'm not wearing any underwear!
I'm not explaining why either!

[velveeta]

don't know what i am not, but i AM most assuredly velveeta - except the character is much nicely than the rl version!

[Kala]

I'm not running Chaos from my laptop.

*coughs* I'm not partially to blame for that one. Really. *looks innocent*

Oh poor Zur. I didn't realize people have been causing so much trouble lately as I tend to keep my head down and ignore most. I'm sorry this is happening to you as you've always been nothing but kind and friendly to me. Anyway, if you ever need anyone to talk to you know where I am and if that fails there's private messages and emails... You'll always have me on your side.

It's less trouble and more amusing for me at the moment. And some of these "Nots" are well over a year old. But occasionally, I'll hear something about a couple of my friends, where someone's trying to insist that so and so is an alt of someone else when it's just not true.

[gopher65]

I'm not wearing any underwear!

That's interesting. You're not wearing any underwear, and I'm wearing nothing *but* underwear! And socks. I like socks. I didn't get any socks this year for christmas.

[Zexoin]

I am not female.
I am not male IRL.
I am not looking for drama.
I am not Lunus.
I am not enjoying lairshaping since a few weeks...
I am not old. (well that's what people keep telling me... Though I think they're wrong :/)
I am not going to quit anytime soon, even though I'm getting bored of that game sometimes.
I am not pretending I am smart... So sorry if I do or say dumb things.
I am not native from an english speaking country. This might explain the dumb things I'm saying sometimes. So be nice with me :P

[Vengeance]

I'm not a Confectioner..........I am very glad you are Kala cause i buy lots of your goodies.

I am not spreading rumors.......I hardly speak with anyone in game anymore.

I am not an active player.......I log in once or twice a week to hunt ornaments at odd hours.

I am not happy about the Rumor Mongers......they are ugly blighted Withered types that ya cant stab multiple times.

I'm not going to quit.....I am just bored with what is left.

I'm not sure where to go.....I am happy I already quit Vanguard again hehe.

[Tcei]

hmm..
I am not a female
I am not a male (irl)
I am not an early flyer just because I wanted to fly. When I ascended I wasnt sure that hz would be around long enough for me to see 50, stop harassing me about it.
I have not left the game,yet, just taking a break(see above).
I am not in a hurry to get to 100 in any school.

[Vaz]

• I'm not male.
• I'm not my characters, therefore I can't list anything they're not.
• I'm not concerned about levels, but if/when it is logical for a character of mine to be, I would and do pursue them.
• I'm not concerned about the ARoP.
• I'm not a soloist, I just dislike Pick-Up Groups.
• I'm not the owner of the kitten in my forum avatar, but it is my friend's cousin's friend's cat.
• I'm not an anime fan, but I don't dislike it either.
• I'm not impressed by RP that resembles a bipolar teenage girl by oscillating inevitably and suddenly between cute-and-humourous and dramatically-serious-and-emo'.
• I'm not opposed to slapping myself across the face if asked to.

[gopher65]

• I'm not opposed to slapping myself across the face if asked to.

A truly admirable trait that I for one appreciate greatly.

[GalemThawn]

I'm NOT going to respond to this.










Oh wait! I did.

[Kumu Honua]

http://members.cox.net/kumu_honua/I'm%20Not%20Wearing%20Underwear%20Today.mp3

[Tcei]

http://members.cox.net/kumu_honua/I'm%20Not%20Wearing%20Underwear%20Today.mp3

LMAO Kumu!

[Jayne]

I guess I'm NOT in the loop because I have never heard anything about this. But I'm glad because I hate drama, have enough in RL to worry about it here in game too.

[C`gan]

Things I'm not:

I am not a multi-classed adventurer. My adventuring is Warrior and only Warrior.
I am not level 100 in any class, adventurer or craft.
I am not going to level a class simply for leveling it when there is construction to be done (hence why Enchanter has been taking as long as it has with so few buildings needing glowings).
I am not insane for only have 30 levels in Warrior, mainly by accident.
I am not a spellcaster.

I am not ToGath. ToGath lives in a different state entirely (and possibly a different country)--Tagath.
I am not an adult or ancient. I am waiting to fulfill a promise--Tagath.

[Malaquion]

• I'm not a male dragon
• I'm not a gnomedragon.
• I'm not male IRL.
• I'm not Helian.
• I'm also not a strawberry dragon.
• Nor do I have a sense of direction.
• I'm not going to not act stupid just because I'm smart.
• I'm not dating or bonded to anybody.
• I'm not the same person playing Malaqhuin (Is that how they spelled it? I forgot) Iceshaper.
• I'm also not copying them.

[Piira Laxdaela]

I'm not:
*Building a Giant Squirrel Army!
*Strange when speaking with Tempests.

I am:
The sexiest dorf in Istaria!

[rizo/nawkia]

I aint female.
I aint female irl.
I aint great.
I aint por.
I aint mean but am clean>.>
Im not not nice:P
I aint the smartest.
I aint the dumbest.
I love this game.
I am an addict of it
Confusion is great!

[HratLi]

(Seriously, if some of the things I've heard were true, someone I know would have at least four girlfriends and two of those females are seeing someone else and...you get the idea.)

Huh... and what's wrong with that? Not that I would have FOUR, 2 or 3 and the logistics start getting harder, but well, nothing 'wrong' with it in itself!

I guess I'm just an old Polyamorous hippy at heart.

-HratLi's Player