I really love debt collection lawyers, they're such smart people. I mean really; constantly calling someone unemployed in an area with a rapidly skyrocketing unemployment rate is naturally going to make them go find a job where there aren't any or go dig in the backyard to dig into that secret pirate treasure they just know they're hiding back there, eh?
Yessiree, and if the person in debt doesn't somehow pull a miracle job out of the air or have a fantastically wealthy friend/relative/alien from space to bail them out? Well obviously they were intending to defraud the company all along! You better believe it; they spent years and years paying on their bills and didn't stop until they had lost all source of income because they never intended to pay one li'l red cent. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. </emperor's new groove>
Funny how they get annoyed when you tell them that even if you got a job in a backwater place with a supremely high unemployment rate, the chances of you making several thousand dollars to pay back the debt and the court costs they're wanting to tag on are pretty well next to none. Cuz yeah, flippin' burgers and frying chicken or ringing up groceries for little old ladies and bus loads of maybe legal/maybe not immigrants just pays that good. Sure I can make a few thousand in a month- just let me get about seven or eight jobs going here and I'll be GOLDEN.
Really.
Seriously now; someone had to literally die for me to get my last job before medical reasons cost me it. What am I supposed to do; order a hit on someone so I can try to grab their job for one of the few hundred other folk in this area go for it?
I just love how these people try to squeeze blood from a stone and then get baffled when all they get is sand.