New "attacks"?

[Image]

Was in the Tavern today having fun with the ghost when I got that....

ok who's having such a laugh in VI?
*waves a claw* bad bad boy

Image, off to take a long shower

[Velea]

What? I can't help it if the barmaids have fleas.

[Image]

What? I can't help it if the barmaids have fleas.

Fleas um? not the same little beast I was thinking of.
Beside she is not a feline.

[Xanthia]

Why would ghosts have fleas? I see no blood on them.



Unless....... they are GHOST FLEAS! OH NOSE! Head for the hills! Every dragon for him/herself!

[Takora Drakan]

*scratches herself* arghhh get them off!

[awdz]

those are hysterical, i don't think i've seen them before... *is not sure if she should thank image for sharing those problems 'cause they're not something she wants to catch* ;-)

[Image]

Those are quite new Awdz, having just made my 22nd Bittter collection I've been there a few times. *chuckles* its just no fun if you don't share your discoveries. ;P

[Velea]

Yes, they are all new... and can be attributed to my sense of humor. No comments on the warpedness of it.

[velveeta]

'frolicing lesbian dryads'? you warped, vel?? i would never call you that!!




(to your face, anyway - i hate being shived! )

[Steelclaw]

I thought crabs would be coming to Istaria, but these aren't the crabs I was thinking of.

[LaughingOtter]

i hate being shived! )

Shanked. It's a verb - "to shank".

[velveeta]

i want lemonade!!!

[Steele]

Shanked. It's a verb - "to shank".

*Elvis voice*
...Shank ye verry motch!

[Amerelium]

*pictures an ancient dragon being slapped by a barmaid...*

[Image]

*pictures an ancient dragon being slapped by a barmaid...*

*pictures the thrashing legs of a barmaid disappearing in the mouth of an ancient dragon*

[Ming]

Do you think gnomes could be provided with something against dragons too? Just a thought! And thank you Image for writing the word attacks without an atpostrophe before the s.

[Solitaire]

Feathers. That soft underbelly is quite sensitive.

[Image]

Do you think gnomes could be provided with something against dragons too? Just a thought! And thank you Image for writing the word attacks without an atpostrophe before the s.

What you mean against dragons, *mockpout* but we are sweet and just love little gnomes. *licks Ming* MMMmm... You don't need any protection really... *tries not to lick again*
and thanks.
Image, not preparing a chocolate bath for Ming... really!

[Image]

Feathers. That soft underbelly is quite sensitive.

Now hush Sol, you cant reveal such secrets or I may have to punish you.
Image, getting the feathers

[Anime]

lol is that for really heh Hz is get more weirder