wish fulfillment game

[velveeta]

the blame game reminded me of a game i play on another forum as well. i think it would be perfect for this group!!
no sure of the name, but its easy enough to play. a person posts a wish, and the next poster must grant but distort the granting to make it worse than when started.

example:
i post - i wish vel was a real queen!
someone answers - granted! but she soon realizes she is not cut out to be a extravagant gay man and retreats into the sordid world of phone sexline operator.....

okay not the best example, but hopefully gets the point across! my idea, so i will start.....



i wish horizons was bigger than wow!

[Ashuran]

Granted!

But now it takes up so much server space that nobody can afford to host it anymore.

I wish for world peace!

[Takora Drakan]

Granted! But the only thing are you now allowed to draw is pink dragons with angel wings!

I wish for a hoard chamber!

[LaughingOtter]

I grant Ashuran's wish by exterminating humanity and allowing the things of man to be consumed by the wild once more.


Mine: I wish it were Friday because I'm ready for another weekend. :-)

[velveeta]

granted!! its friday!! but weekends have been cancelled until vista works for everybody!


i wish i was more socially acceptable.....

[awdz]

takora: granted! but it is in the dralk vault and open to public access!

velveeta: granted! but now dogs' habits are considered the norm for high society!

i wish i could spend all my days playing istaria instead of working

[Tcei]

Granted! But now you must spend all your time making and delivering klava with a curtsie and a towel.

I wish I could remember what it was I was going to wish for.

[awdz]

granted! but now you are distracted again by fresh klava served with a towel and a curtsy!

i wish my gold dragon would breed gold eggs

[Stickman]

Granted, awdz. But they hatch into cute little chicks, and not more gold dragons.

I simply wish for pizza. Because it is delicious.

[C`gan]

Granted, Stickman, but the pizza will not reheat once cooked.

I wish for more WorldProjects to be put into Istaria for all tiers of builders (including dragons) to assist with to bring back the golden age of Istaria.

[Tcei]

Granted, WorldProjects abound, but now every time you finish one another already completed one gets destroyed.

I wish for a plate full of cookies!

[Stickman]

Cookies? Granted! But the Withered Aegis got to them first, and your cookies are blighted.

Let's do a classic wish. Fame and fortune, please!

[C`gan]

Granted, you have billions of dollars, but you left your fingerprints on the vault at the World Bank and they know exactly who to get their money back from and are publishing name and photo around the world.

I wish for all players' structures to be built successfully and indestructible.

[Takora Drakan]

Granted, all players' structures are built successfully and are indestructible, but due that fact, you can't delete them anymore and so never replan any plot again!

I wish me a a dragon chamber with a small crystalgarden and a fountain in it!

[LaughingOtter]

Granted! But it requires biped construction resources to build!

[LOVWYRM]

"you have one wish free" the purple fairy says

[Renja FireWing]

I wish it would rain melted chocolate!

[Tcei]

Granted, but the burning confection leaves 3rd degree burns all over your body - Ouch!

I wish for a Lantua figurine!

[awdz]

granted, but it's on display in a fine art museum where you can't really get close to it let alone touch it!

i wish for all the work on the expert tinkerer shop in toku to be done already

[rizo/nawkia]

granted , but i get the novians after i decon it

i wish i had wings