The Vista Song

[Galdethriel]

To the lovely makers of Windows Vista,

My computer has Horizons
So did my one last
And though its got so much more RAM
It doesn’t fun very fast

On my computer’s Vista
Eats up all my stuff
On it there’s not that much more
Just pictures, songs ‘n’ fluff

But on Vista runs VM Ware
And on it a VM machine
And on that machine I’m running windows
It’s really quite obscene

This mini, it plays horizons
It’s the only way, you see
Because my main has blasted Vista
While my mini has XP.

I tried to use Fraps
On my videogame
But every time I press F9
It crashes all the same

When I play like normal
It jerks and lags around
If I could use my 3 gig ram
That problem would be sound

But that can’t be done
Vista eats it true
Graphics glitches, crashes galore
And it’s all because of you.

Lots of love from Galde.

-written in about 15-20 seconds on an empty stomach, so my brain was already fried and energy-less from the day D: -

[Soraii]

*standing ovation*

Encore Encore!

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Soraii

[Veruliyam]

I still like!

Nay, LOVE IT!!!

[AguaRush]

thats quite lovely *hugs* sorry you suffer from vista!

yes its a DIESIASE~~!!

*hides*

[velveeta]

good poem, i am all for using rime to get things off your mind (remind me to tell you about a teacher i once had...), but i must say that, aside from the horizons problem, i got no quarrel with vista.........certainly not the crashes and glitches!!