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    Default odd thing i found

    i was looking through my horizons folder and i saw this

    To avoid losing health, try not to get hit by monsters.
    To move faster, hit the run button.
    To hit monsters like a ton of bricks, find the Eye of the Tiger deep within the lair of the Carnosaurus Rex.
    A well-fed zombie warrior is a happy zombie warrior.
    When entering the world of Istaria, please wipe off your boots.
    Oftentimes casting a spell at the right time can be helpful.
    To hunt the lesser maggot, you must BE the lesser maggot.
    Looking for something? Try exploring!
    Feeling depressed? Well, stop! Depression is outlawed in Istaria.
    Above all else remember this: To thine own self be true, and protect thine ankles from Gnomish gnashing of teeth.
    9 out of 10 dwarves agree: the best part of dwarf tossing is being tossed. So give your dwarven pal a good heave-ho!
    Need quick cash? Sell your loot to the local pawnbroker.
    Use the auto-run key for care-free travel.
    The recall button is your one-way ticket to town, whether you're dead or alive.
    Drag commonly used tools and weapons into the hotkey window so you can easily swap between them.
    Form groups while hunting monsters to maximize your experience gain.
    Crafters! Trade with other players; they're your best source of high level formulas.
    Visit other cities to find trainers in different schools.
    The Vault is a great place to store your items long term.
    Use the auto-gather feature for pain-free harvesting.
    Building a house? Try using a cargo disk to haul those heavy loads.
    Right click on the Start Gem to move it to any of the four corners of your screen.
    Greet all of the characters in the game; some of them may have quests for you.
    To join a school, you must greet the school's trainer.
    Remember to use the right tool for the right job.
    Visit the Healer trainer first to learn a simple Healing spell, then join the school you REALLY want.

    Whare is the Carnosaurus Rex??? anyways lol
    Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketsup
    Ssafire-lvl 100 Cleric, 100 Bloodmage, 100 Mage, 100 Druid, 90 Monk, Saris
    Safiretalon-lvl 66 dragon adventurer, lvl 32 dragon crafter, lvl 14 dragon lairshaper.
    Guild: Dark Defenders
    Horizons player since: December 21st 2003

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    Default Re: odd thing i found

    I like the reference in the credits file :

    "David 'I want a pony' Bowman"

    [:D]

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