Mary Sue generator

[Vaz]

http://nine.frenchboys.net/marysue.php
Post your funniest results~

Félicité Auberon has a river of sable hair and eyes of glowing hyacinth. She is a star actress endowed with preternatural empathy. She can be recognized by her delicately pointed ears. No one knows she is Napoleon's schoolmate.

A mysterious traveller, Chantal Beaumont has compassionate cornflower orbs and boyishly short chocolate-brown hair, and cannot disguise her aura of mystery. All are awed when she reveals omniscience. Little does she know she is really Marius's long-lost mentor.

Jasmine is the guardian angel of Montparnasse and the foster mother of Sydney Carton. Her crystalline aquamarine eyes and lustrous fiery red hair set off her aura of purity. She is a lady soldier and is blessed with irresistable seductiveness.

[C`gan]

Rosaline Emeraude de Courfeyrac is the schoolmate of the Vampire Armand. She is a waitress at the Café Musain who is gifted with precognition. Her hair is unruly mahogany and her emerald eyes are passionate. She is instantly recognizable by her perfect teeth.

[Malaquion]

A groundbreaking woman scientist, Roxanne Decelle has devastating turquoise orbs and a cascade of raven hair, and cannot disguise her heirloom locket. All are awed when she reveals infallible character judgment. Little does she know she is really Claquesous's long-lost foster mother.

Rosaline Christelle St. Clair is the older sister of Thénardier. She is a neglected younger child who is gifted with surprising strength. Her hair is striking mahogany and her chocolate-brown eyes are radiant. She is instantly recognizable by her aura of mystery.

A runaway noblewoman, Rosaline Rosemont has sparkling cobalt orbs and sun-kissed wheat-fair hair, and cannot disguise her beauty mark. All are awed when she reveals breathtaking eloquence. Little does she know she is really the Phantom of the Opera's long-lost foster mother.



All the "long-lost foster mother" ones amuse me.

[Evester]

Marie-Anne-Therese Gabriella Vavasseur has a river of fiery red hair and eyes of piercing hazelnut. She is a foreign princess endowed with precocious sexual skill. She can be recognized by her magnificent cleavage. No one knows she is Joly's stepmother.

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Actually, this one kind of sounds like me. *wink wink*

[awdz]

Estée de La Fayette has lustrous auburn hair and eyes of compassionate indigo. She is a foreign princess endowed with breathtaking eloquence. She can be recognized by her rakish scar. No one knows she is M. Mabeuf's transgendered son.

Lustrous auburn hair and breathtaking eloquence, but it's her scar that makes her (him?) recognizable?