Yo nasty is so....

[awdz]

Someone asked if we wanted to hear "yo mama" jokes while I was hunting and I could not help but start in using them in reference to the nasties I was battling...

Yo shrunken purple weaver is so nasty, it catches my arrows and uses them as its slash attack!

Yo ravenous bloodsnout is so smelly, it makes bitterroot wilt!

Yo bloodskulk spearfisher is so dumb, when I broke its spear, it thought ironsilk could be used as a substitute weapon!

Sermontus is so big, it could straddle the path as an archway and no one would hit their head!

Okies, I admit they're pretty lame. Tell me some better ones?

[awdz]

Crafting focus...

Yo adamantium ore is so hard, Mohs can't cut it.

Yo sandstone is so dusty, Dark Cyclone is clearer than the air around where you work it.

Yo essence is so bright, it makes the sun look dim.

Yo flax is so itchy, bumping into cloak of thorns feels good.

Yo thornwood splinters so much, there's more kindling than boards left after crafting.

Yo emerald is so green, it makes Blight look pink.

[Riaken]

Yo Gruk the Frigid is so fat, when he goes on the dance floor the band skips.

[awdz]

I like that, Riaken!
A few more from me...
Yo axe is so dull, it polishes the enemy's armor.
Yo shield is so dented, it can be used as an urn.
Yo breath is so bad, it attracts more flies than an aegror.
Yo tail is so narrow, when you stand next to a well it gets mistaken for a rope and tied to the bucket.

[Kesqui]

Yo Gruk the Frigid is so fat, when he goes on the dance floor the band skips.

Yo, Gruk the Frigid is so smelly he could use garlic as a deodorant...

[Ashuran]

Yo Gruk the Frigid is so fat, he fell into the Trandalar Rift... and got stuck!
Yo gnome is so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor!
Yo aergor is so smelly, his pus is glad to escape!