Look, a newb.

[Armameteus]

But... But...

Aw... T_T

[Sleel]

heehee too late, we got you now!

One of us, One of us, One of us....



Sleel

[Bahkar]

Welcome to Istaria (This from an oldbie that has just recently returned) As others have said.. New players are always welcome, though ive been gone myself for a long time, once you get accustomed to the quirks of the community (and i mean that in an endearing way) You'll never want to leave, no brainwashing required.

If you need any help, with anything, shoot me a tell in-game. My main character name is the same as my forum name, I'm always up for helping new players

[Armameteus]

Many thanks. I certainly hope it turns out as such.

[stephan27]

But seriously, you are going to be brainwashed... and tortured... and thrown into an acid lake... and your soul will be corrupted.

But hé, you are a dragon. If you were a gnome... well then it would be a different story.

[awdz]

But seriously, you are going to be brainwashed... and tortured... and thrown into an acid lake... and your soul will be corrupted.

But hé, you are a dragon. If you were a gnome... well then it would be a different story.

yep :-) everyone knows that if you try to brainwash a gnome they just tinker you into somewhere you never expected you might wind up...

[Armameteus]

But seriously, you are going to be brainwashed... and tortured... and thrown into an acid lake... and your soul will be corrupted.

That's... a little creepy. Good thing I'm wearing my tinfoil hat, my sturdy medieval-style armour suit made entirely out of baking soda and am an atheist, thus don't believe in "souls" as such definition given to it by most forms of religion.

Hey, at least you tried.

[SentientSeeker]

yep :-) everyone knows that if you try to brainwash a gnome they just tinker you into somewhere you never expected you might wind up...

Hmmm .... trying to "brainwash" a gnome ... doesn't that assume "facts not in evidence"?


Sent

[velveeta]

That's... a little creepy. Good thing I'm wearing my tinfoil hat, my sturdy medieval-style armour suit made entirely out of baking soda and am an atheist, thus don't believe in "souls" as such definition given to it by most forms of religion.

Hey, at least you tried.

yeah, we elders remember when we thought like this.....

who wants in on the pool? i say s/he lasts 3 months.....

[Armameteus]

yeah, we elders remember when we thought like this.....

who wants in on the pool? i say s/he lasts 3 months.....

And I'd best state that I plan to think like this for a good, long time, madam cheese.

As for that pool, I'll take a piece. Save finantial issues (I can't always have enough to renew my sub), I plan to stay for a while. Even if I run out of cash for gameplay for a short stint, I'll still frequent the forums and, once I have money again, you can bet you'll see me in my fully-rendered, scaley, quadrupedal, polagonal goodness once again.

[velveeta]

heehee arm - i am referring to the 'brainwashing' for the pool, not how long you will stay home....
istaria has you now, you will never escape.....

[Armameteus]

heehee arm - i am referring to the 'brainwashing' for the pool, not how long you will stay home....
istaria has you now, you will never escape.....

Well, then I assure you, my brain will remain as dirty and disorganized as it is now. No 'washing' for me.

[Bahkar]

Drat, looks like someone beat us to him/her.. we might have to have a word with those other MMOs and tell them to stop stepping in on our territory, lol

[Armameteus]

The identity of my master shall remain forever concealed! Mu, ha, ha!

Also, is my identity really so androgynous? Or is everyone just being careful so as not to upset me?

[Veruliyam]

*looks about*

*grins*

Mwuhahahahahaaa!!!

[velveeta]

The identity of my master shall remain forever concealed! Mu, ha, ha!

Also, is my identity really so androgynous? Or is everyone just being careful so as not to upset me?

heehee we never shy away from upsetting each other......and no, its not so much that your name is androgynous, its just that we have been wrong many many times before....

[Armameteus]

heehee we never shy away from upsetting each other......and no, its not so much that your name is androgynous, its just that we have been wrong many many times before....

You only have a 50/50 chance of getting it wrong anyway. Never really hurts to give it a guess.