Another day at the Tavern
I wrote this for the MC forum, but decided to share it here too. Enjoy!
Sure, this has been done before as EQ Denny's, but we need an Istarian version... Here it is.
Tavernkeeper: Welcome to the Mithril Council Tavern. Would you like to browse my selection?
Dragon: Well, what have you got for Death Points?
Tavernkeeper: We have many selections to choose from depending on your level. Please mouse over the items to view.
Dragon: Hmm, I'll have a Chicken Noodle Soup appetizer, Beef Kirasanct main, A side of Potato Salad, and for dessert, Vanilla Pudding
Tavernkeeper: That will be 4 silver, and 250 copper.
The dragon pays, muttering something about high prices.
A Gnome runs in yelling, and the Dragon looks over at her.
Tavernkeeper: Gnomes are not on the menu. Here is your food.
The dragon sits down and begins to consume the food.
Gnome: Help!
At this point the gnome falls to the floor looking quite dead. The cause becomes instantly apparent.
Enraged Dim Wisp hits Tavernkeeper for 26 spirit damage.
Tavern keeper hits Enraged Dim Wisp with Cloak of Thorns II for 76 pierce damage.
Enraged Dim Wisp hits Tavernkeeper for 22 spirit damage.
Tavern keeper hits Enraged Dim Wisp with Cloak of Thorns II for 74 pierce damage
Enraged Dim Wisp hits Tavernkeeper for 27 spirit damage.
Tavern keeper hits Enraged Dim Wisp with Cloak of Thorns II for 80 pierce damage
Enraged Dim Wisp hits Tavernkeeper for 24 spirit damage.
Tavern keeper hits Enraged Dim Wisp with Cloak of Thorns II for 77 pierce damage
Enraged Dim Wisp has been killed.
Tavernkeeper: (on PA) Cleanup in aisle 4.
Dragon: Another senseless suicide...
The dragon casts a rez on the gnome.
Gnome: Thank you kind Dragon!
The gnome runs off before the dragon remembers he's short of snack food.
A Human comes out with a mop and bucket. "Not Wisp Poo again!" She begins to clean up the residue, leaving the floor shiny, or is it bright? The tavernkeeper looks at bit pale.The dragon watches the departing gnome out the window, looking positively radiant.
The dragon finishes his meal, and stand up.
Dragon: I must be off, I have an appointment in the Rift.
The dragon spreads his wings and flies up through the roof, and away.
Human: How do they do that?
Tavernkeeper: Magic
From somewhere in the distance, you hear a Dev mutter, "I thought I had fixed that."
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