Give me a game full of real life's mundane things
Give me the ability to pluck a Dryad's wings
Give me hordes of undead with nothing to loot
Give me Daknor in New Trismus just for a hoot
Give me a cow sized lizard that thinks it's a kitten
Give me a chain mail bikini to wear with mittens
Give me lag inducing fluff as plot decorations
Give me RPers spamming brackets during conversations
Give me a window full of quests that expand in a heartbeat
Just don't give me a ..... clothesline (with a sheet)


I want my fantasy game back again. you know.. the one with some escapism.
I've seen enough laundry for one lifetime.


ttfn