You might be a fat dragon if....
Chatter at an ancient's ascension about the "hooge butt club" reminded me of another marketplace conversation that led to a string of "you might be a fat dragon" definitions. Please feel free to post any others you come up with!
Awdz] if you can no longer get yourself airborne without involving a cliff, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if even your khutit form is too big to fit through human-sized doorways, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if your foreleg is wider than it is long, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if each step you take rumbles more than a multicast volcano, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if someone seeing double can only see one of you, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if your neck is so thick that you cannot turn your head enough to see your tail, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if your wingspan is smaller than the circumference of your snout, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if you have over a hundred million in hoard and can hide it all at once by sitting on it, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if you make it to the top of an istarian tower and cause it to bend toward the side you are on, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if you cannot fit through a portal, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if you have more storage space between layers of belly than you do in your scalepouch, you might be a fat dragon
Kuleme] If you can't select an enemy because you are in the way, you might be a fat dragon.
Awdz] if you cast a round shadow when you fly, you might be a fat dragon
Kuleme] If another dragon can hide in your shadow, you may be a fat dragon.
Awdz] if you require a grand hall in order to turn around in a lair, you might be a fat dragon
Kuleme] If you loom over SoG, you may be a fat dragon.
Ssilmath] Eev Drahdz livz een de zgalez, eed mahd de de vad dreggin [translation: if dryads live in your scales, you might be a fat dragon]
Awdz] if you go through the ice tunnel and clear it completely of icicles by doing no more than walking through it, you might be a fat dragon
Kuleme] If you can fit another dragon into your mouth, you may be a fat dragon.
Awdz] if your largest relative offers you their hand-me-down scales and the scales are too small for you, you might be a fat dragon
Ssilmath] Eev de dregginz zgellz eez uzed ver bildinz, eed mahd be de vad dreggin [translation: if your dragon scales are used for buildings, you might be a fat dragon]
Kuleme] If you try and get through a very tall and wide arch, yet you get stuck, you may be a fat dragon.
Awdz] if you get up from sleeping on ashes and discover diamonds beneath you, you might be a fat dragon
Awdz] if you sit near my [<!--LI 8432625 9960051>Water Clock<!--/LI>] and your gravitational pull throws its time off, you might be a fat dragon
More since then:
If you sit on a mountain peak and the mountain's shadow looks inverted, you might be a fat dragon.
If you get into a lava pool and the sides of it grow an ancient's claw length from the cooling splash, you might be a fat dragon.
If you are walking as usual and your belly leaves a larger trail on the ground than your tail, you might be a fat dragon.
If you fly at maximum height and cause a full eclipse, you might be a fat dragon.
If you land on the huge tree at Bristugo and cause its branches to flatten out, you might be a fat dragon.
If guildhouse roofs collapse under your sitting weight, you might be a fat dragon.
If the myloc queen's hair cannot reach all the way around your girth, you might be a fat dragon.
If General Reklar's claw is too small for you, you might be a fat dragon.
If Valkor's swarm of bats only covers part of you, you might be a fat dragon.
