<ooc - This came up right after I served klava this morning. Please feel free to add any more you think of!>
Shappyra] >.> -whispers- i think hes trying to trick us ><
Revor] i want to learn to make drinks))
Awdz] trick you? i'm not quite that crazy
Awdz] though i guess i qualify in some ways...
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you think bets on how your devices will fail are an inspiration for future retooling
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if dragons fear to eat you because of the unpredictable consequences
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if dragons lose major hoard in trying to hoard you
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you make saris' fur stand on end, ssliks to molt, and fiends get a chill when you suggest tinkering something involving their tails
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if demonstrations of your latest devices are notable events with bookies involved
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if homes are destroyed by your baking a cake
Schwarz] -Gives Awdz a cooking book.-
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if withered aegis seem to know your name and consider it an accomplishment to flatten you
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you've ever given someone a vexator as a pet
Azath] i remeber that "You might eb a fat dragon if..." thread..now we need a "You migth eb a crazy gnome if..." thread too ;p
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if your signature cooking dish may be used for proof someone is gifted
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you've ever slapped general reklar with a [<!--LI 8432625 11501461>Fresh Halibut<!--/LI>]
Schwarz] This.
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you keep a collection of dead heads
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if crafting involves a full reorganization of your backpack, vault, and multiple houses
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you find ways into places that no biped has gone before
Asphen] You might be a crazy gnome if they don't want to let you into tazoon for fear of the city?
Awdz] *laughs* exactly... the water supply folks are still mad at me for that attempt to drown away the plague in their water channels
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you have more shoulder pets than pieces of shoulder armor
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if your map is more fully marked than the records in the dalimond archive, because you personally have been to everywhere that you marked
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if a failed experiment means there isn't an explosion
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you were honored to be the farthest flung by dragons
Awdz] ...and it was outside of a gnome-tossing competition
Schwarz] What did you do to get Tossed?
Awdz] which time?
Schwarz] Whichever you like
Awdz] hmm... there was the failed attempt to fly off a tower with assistance... there was the startled ancient who reflexively sent me off... there was launching at the enemy in different battle forays - they don't normally expect gnomes from above
Schwarz] They Certainly don'y
Schwarz] *don't
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you have a more interesting hoard pile than most dragons
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you can actually tell the time by a [<!--LI 8432625 9960051>Water Clock<!--/LI>]
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you decorate with [<!--LI 8432625 13480678>Adult Dragon Statue<!--/LI>] from dragons you have assisted on their rop
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Schwarz] -Applauds.-
Starcrystal] hehe to bad u cant realy place those out
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you have painted on the belly or haunches of multiple dragons and survived
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you used [<!--LI 8432625 10557450>Bag of Gnomish Pipe Weed<!--/LI>] in a [<!--LI 8432625 10556114>Rune Covered Pipe<!--/LI>]
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you made a wish upon a [<!--LI 8432625 15331252>Star<!--/LI>] and were happy to get a [<!--LI 8432625 15331245>Snail<!--/LI>] for it
Awdz] you might be a crazy gnome if you look in a [<!--LI 8432625 12987618>Changed Obsidian Mirror<!--/LI>] and see a [<!--LI 8432625 12108683>Dragon Soul<!--/LI>] looking back through your eyes