(an ode to maximum efficiency)

I make two joints in the morning
I make two joints at night
I make two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel allright

I make two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I make two joints before I make two joints
and then I make two more.

Oh my daddy he once told me, Son you be hard working man
My momma she once told me, son you do the best you can
But then one day I met a man who came to me and says
Hard work good and hard work fine, but my friend there needs a rez.

So now I make two joints when I log in. AFK I make two joints
I make two joints when I level, and for every 10,000 points
(I make two joints)
I make two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I make two joints before I make two joints
and then I make two more.