The new contest is limericks. I really enjoyed seeing the other songs players created, so I thought we might do the same with these.
The once was a dragon from Nantucket
who could not equip a bucket
rather than ask a biped
for water instead
it just told Akhanis to shove it
I'm hoping that I get extra points for using the word "Nantucket" in a limerick, yet not invoke the profanity filter....[:P]