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    Default On seasonal spirit...

    The gods are not of this thing.

    There is no prize for this thing.

    But once we danced thus, and many and many showed great merit and took joy.

    Thus and so.

    There are songs of the land called Real that match our season. And there are words of our land that may be set to them. Let the dance of words commence, and in poor beginning, let those that have sung of the Silent Night mayhap sing thus:


    Lightning strike, green is the night
    Blight Hounds left, Vexes right
    Round yon lumbering Gigaroth's child,
    Kwinn in special pants, Carinde goes wild
    Rend young Giggy to pieces,
    Rend young Giggy to pieces.

    Lightning strike, green is the night
    Reklar wakes, flees in fright
    Hunting party has need of his scale
    Pin him down and then cut off his tail
    Reklar falls and is torn
    Reklar falls and is torn

    Lightning strike, green is the night
    Spiral bound, Ka they will fight
    Round in circles they run to their fate
    No-one remembered where was the back gate
    Death points they count by the score
    Death points they count by the score


    Sephiranoth, called by some ShadowSeeker
    Nobody and Nothing ever, save The Five do Feast
    A Fool that walks among the Wise

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    **A dignified applause is heard from the back with comments of "well done sir, well done."**

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    hehe I love it Sephi!

    and the visual of Kwinn in special pants..priceless

    Bravo!

    /bow
    'The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, ..., the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars' - Kerouac

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    oh heck, I have to add to this thread (nice one btw)

    Deck the gnomes with Fangs of Fury, fa la la la la… la la… la … la
    Dip them into lots of Curry, fa la la la la… la la… la… la
    Cook them till’ they’re nice and toas-ty, Fa la la… fa la la… la… la… laaaa
    Add some friends and share the roas-ty, Fa la la la laaaa. La.. la… la… la!
    Justa Mirage: Ranger 100 / Healer 92 / Carpentry 100 / Confectioner 100 / Fletching 92 / Weaver 62 / Gatherer 34
    Flatspin: Ancient Lunus Dragon 100 / Craft 100 / Lairshaping 100

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    Dinging Levels (to Jingle Bells)

    Dashing through the blight
    for Aegis mobs to slay
    O'er the thorns we go
    Death points on the way

    Tells on chat, "need rezzing!"
    While hurling Spirit bolts
    What fun it is to hear levels ding
    the death points aren't my fault

    Oh, ding a level, ding a level
    dinging while we slay
    oh, what fun it is to hunt
    crap, the entire parties slain!

    Oh, ding a level, ding a level
    dinging while we slay
    oh, what fun it is to hunt
    crap, the entire parties slain!

    A death point or two ago
    I thought I'd take a group
    and soon the Elite Blights
    dropped me like a dupe

    The mobs were mean and thick
    for us sorry bunch of saps
    I tried to cast group heal quick
    and then we got dirt naps

    Oh, ding a level, ding a level
    dinging while we slay
    oh, what fun it is to hunt
    crap, the entire parties slain!

    Oh, ding a level, ding a level
    dinging while we slay
    oh, what fun it is to hunt
    crap, the entire parties slain!
    Leviathan (formerly known as "Skald")
    100 ADV / 100 DCRA / 95 LSH Ancient Lunus Dragon (Order Shard)
    67 million Hoard...and rising!

    "I kill where I wish and none dare resist...my armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!" - Smaug the Mighty


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    Having started as a ranger, I came up with this, sung (a bit off-key) to the tune of deck the halls (with apologies... )

    Trek the halls with bows and arrows,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!
    'Tis the mission to kill marrows,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!
    Don we now our best tech'd armor,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!
    While we look for spawn with fervor,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!

    See the blazing fool before us,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!
    Strike the heart and pile the corpses,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!
    Follow me in merry measure,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!
    While we take this monster's treasure,
    Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and kill aegis!

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    *wipes tears of laughter from his eyes*

    Well "sung" all of you!
    Before you criticize anyone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away. And you'll have his shoes.

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    hahaha, this is wonderful writing! Just what we all need to keep the spirits high. So please, everyone submit more!
    Carinde "Demigoddess" Ryder
    Citizen of Order, Axe & Anvil Guild

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    those were so great yall! *claps*
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    Airianna 100 Elf Mage
    Order Shard

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    The Little Camper Boy

    Come gimp they say
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    We gonna camp the thing
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    Our finest gifted we bring
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    To lay before the thing
    Pa rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum
    So we make him laugh
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    When we camp

    Hel’o Kitty Online
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    That game was easier
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    I have no spells to bring
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    That's fit to fight the thing
    Pa rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum
    Shall I rez you now
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    Here he comes

    Now I’m dead too
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    The thing is stepping on me
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    I tried to run from Him
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    I throw my best at Him
    Pa rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum,
    rum pum pum pum
    Now He smiled at me
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    My group is dumb



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