OMG WOW. Vahrokh's a girl.
Post 3 lines long, that "magically" gets several - and clearly marked - "*" lines, like

*goes looking for her dragon beating stick*

plus a pretty much revealing:

"Is someone posting here? Hmm... I don't think so".

"Last edited by Velea : August 30th, 2007 at 09:17 PM. Reason: To bring about a laugh, I hope"

Here, your girl.