Happy Birthday velveeta.
Happy Birthday velveeta.
Happy birthday your Majesty.
*grabs her bucket of cooking and whacks cows for milk*
*processes the milk for some cheese*
*adds several stalks of gritty sugarcane, some cracked drippy eggs, and some mint for flavoring*
*blends the ingredients together and puts them in velveeta's oven*
*loads logs under, all around and on top of the oven (spacing is important for even heating)*
*lights the fire, grabs her bucket and scampers out again, oblivious to the bonfire behind her*
*blends together butter, sugar and chocolate into a creamy blend*
*taste tests the blend, consuming about half of the batch in the process, so makes two more batches*
*heads back to velveeta's house to see if the cake is done yet, and casts thunderstorm to put out the inferno*
*uses her salvage awl to poke through the ashes until finding the oven*
*pulls out a blackened lump from the oven and casts ice crystals on it for rapid cooling*
*spreads the creamy mixture over the 'cake' and tops it with elven marzipan and gummy maggots*
*sets a large firework on top, lights it and presents the birthday cheesecake to the cheese queen of blight*
happy birthday velveeta!
*whispers to velveeta* by the way, you should see about getting better construction work for your house, it's not very durable
Have a great birthday Velveeta!
Here's hoping you have a VERY Happy Birthday, Velveeta!
Oh, and I'll see if I can get some builders from Order shard to help you, ummmmm, remodel.
C`gan Weyrsinger, blue Tagath's rider, WorldProjects Team Lead Emeritus
Tagath, blue Lunus "for the breath weapon"
Located in sunny Acul on Trandalar, Order shard
Tcei:*pounces* Happy Birfday Velveeta!
Lantua: Why do I always get introuble for that and you dont?
Tcei: :3
Happy Birthday!!
Barrak Stonebreaker - dwarf Knight of Creation
Cerul - dragon hatchling
Blight Server
Happy Birthday Queenie!
Justa Mirage: Ranger 100 / Healer 92 / Carpentry 100 / Confectioner 100 / Fletching 92 / Weaver 62 / Gatherer 34
Flatspin: Ancient Lunus Dragon 100 / Craft 100 / Lairshaping 100
a very happy birthday, and all the best.
Long live the queen
Many Happy Returns Velv
Have a great day
Happy Birthday
Yay, happy birthday Vel!
Blight should celebrate.
*Curtsies to her Queen*. Happiest of birthdays, my Liege!
i humbly accept all your kind b-day wishes as my just tribute! i will take them into consideration when reviewing your taxable income!
seriously, tho, thanx guys! when i was young, i thought i was the most important person in the world - i had to be, everyone celebrates my b-day!!!
as i grew up, i was, of course, quickly forced to accept that i am not, in fact, important at all. as much as i have accepted that, the feeling of my own inflated importance has never faded.
so, i hope that explains things for any of you with questions about how i must see myself - and how much i appreciate outside confirmation of my status!!
you can't cast a play in hell and expect angels as actors
check out my game blog: https://velveeta3.livejournal.com/
Happy birthday, your majesty!
Klaus Wulfenbach
Mithril Council, Chaos
"Death is fleeting. Pride is forever."
"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."-- Abraham Lincoln
I so designate Anam Cara and Tenskwatawa as my representatives to you in Blight. Warm felicitations.
Dragon Scroll; BLIGHT~Anam, Ahleah; CHAOS~Veruliyam, Ceruliyan, Jaguarundi, Spinel, Ssussurrouss, Chon; ORDER~Aucapoma, Susurrus
Happy Birthday
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